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Mama || Bilingüe || JMU Alumna || She/Her/Hers

[👻 @dee_elpee]

Y’all heard the theory that boys are “sunshine with a little hurricane?” Imma use this as the start of my “hurricane” thread. I intend to keep this thread for years to come 🤦🏾‍♀️

[Siobhan🇬🇭 @SiobhanYeboah]

Can you imagine being on the table with your stomach cut open and your doctor is out here holding the baby’s finger, abeg if you don’t get that baby out and stop wasting time😭😭

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

For Christmas i just want GOD to calm my mind, heal my heart, and take my worries away so I can be a better version of myself in 2024 then I was this yearrrr🥹

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

nonblack people, and i’m gone touch your hand when i say this, please stop using gyat. it doesn’t mean butt or pretty. let’s just put the aave down

[👻 @dee_elpee]

So so so so…I can’t log in to Netflix from my Airbnb bc y’all think I’m password sharing? Go to hell. @netflix

[I’m Da Pappy @Frost_SinatraSr]

Just got my wife a monthly flower subscription

[👻 @dee_elpee]

@ChipotleTweets I hate y’all so much bro. You put vinaigrette as one of my three sides, didn’t give me any, AND put the fajitas NEXT TO the quesadilla??? Not in it?????

[Daylan @dburg_24]

I guess you can say that RiRi got pregnant A$AP….

Man Aite, back to the game 😭

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

People who never apologize are weird af, like damn you wholeheartedly believe you don’t do shit wrong

[TrevonLoadedfully @__trevonn]

No after school programs ? No recreational centers ? No career development opportunities?

[👻 @dee_elpee]

I wish my friends had kids

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic]

The best baby age is when they say "baby" when they see another baby as though they themselves are not in fact also a baby.

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Really gotta ask yourself who is raising these kids. It’s time to have some uncomfortable conversations.

[Lanny. @landraelle_]

The Diggy Simmons, Mindless Behavior, Jacob Latimore, TreVante, Jawan Harris, Lil Twist, Khalil era was literally a time to be alive and nobody can tell me different.

[harmonee ♡ @harmoneeyang]

asking for a friend… ur partner should still ask you to be their valentine rather than automatically assuming they are RIGHT ?

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

I AM SO LUCKY AND EVERYTHING ALWAYS WORKS OUT FOR ME 🦋🦋🦋

[CiCi🌸 @CiCiAdams_]

Really sad, devastating news. A water pipe burst on Friday and ruined a LOT of books at Third World Press, the country's oldest Black-owned publishing company.

They've launched a flood fund to get back on their feet. Please consider donating.
https://t.co/srZSE6jpUc

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

They are saying that the reason the 6 year old pulled a 🔫 was because his parents weren’t at the school which was part of his IEP plan?

[𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔢𝔩 @returnofthegoth]

People who are married, have kids, have a job AND manage to exercise, I have questions

Let’s start with a simple one

HOW.