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[DaQueen @Dacancerqueen]

i’ll never be a threesome type of bitch i don’t need help fucking my nigga!!!

[amaira @femmelore_]

Hot take: Sexual education should include pleasure, consent, and hygiene for everyone, not just “don’t get pregnant.”

[Oluchyy 💙🌹 @OluchyyRaregem]

casual dominance is actually so attractive asf

- “come here.”
- pulling you closer by your waist
- “i’ve got it.”
- tilting your chin when you look away
- “text me when you get home.”
- zipping your jacket when you’re cold
- reaching for your hand
- guiding you through a crowded room
- “come sit with me.”
- kissing your neck while you’re still talking

[ivy💕 @ivy_2638]

Oversleeping has always been my quietest cry for help. The moment I start sleeping through entire days, just know something inside me is carrying more than it can explain out loud.

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

I love reading books because every once in a while, a character says something that I've always felt but never knew how to express in words.

[jay @tensorfied_]

dear authors, the word ‘enemies’ in enemies to lovers stands for ppl who hate each other. they don’t feel weird attraction at first sight. they don’t secretly smile at another. we are talking about loathing, contempt, the urge to strangle each other PLEASE RESPECT THE DAMN TROPE

[Iremide @RxIremide]

“Is this how you sleep in school?”

“Is this how you press phone too in school?”

“Is this how you do this and that in school?”

YES MUMMY, YESSSSS 😫🤧

[KAMAL🔝 @fineboykamal]

I hate Nigerian education system so much

Ordinary Uni clearance and grown ass adults will bill you every step of the way

“Celebrate for us nau”

You must be stupid sir

[Abike @Abike__001]

it’s your privat£ part that is “toto” not mine. Mine is “coochie”

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

Bruh you people don’t understand how triggering it is as someone who struggles with depression and suicidal ideation to hear the senate president make careless, cruel remarks like that in a country where it is almost impossible to navigate having these conditions.

[メ @BjaySwag]

bananas don’t give a fuck about any other fruit in a smoothie.

[deeinvests @dee_invests]

@bbaambbii_ Congratulations 🎉🎉🥳

[Adaaaa.💗👸🏽 @23_doreth]

@ayodejilwl Real I lost mine couple times till date my mum doesn’t give me any jewelry anymore

[DEJI200222 @ayodejilwl]

Mothers will casually put real gold on their daughters ears to primary school

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)🐆✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

The partner that cheated didn’t think about all of this before cheating btw

[Fargo.💳 @fargo_goodlife]

As you Dey get always get data, you sef no small Aje….

[Òrìtsẹ́jòlómísàn @AkonuJolomi]

i might need therapy but i want to craze well well first so i get value for my money.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love that feeling when you're reading a book & get to the part where you find out why it's titled the way it is.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

You’ll see a wicked woman and think nobody could ever love this witch meanwhile there’s a man who is dyingggggg for her. Everytime she’s not around him, he wants to faint.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I love love. Congrats to all of you in love. I mean, you will still break up and shed hot tears but congrats nonetheless.