cougar seeks orgy

I've been called mysterious, intense, confusing, crazy and captivating. But at the end of the day. I'm just a guy with a guitar and a story. Live and love.

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Once asked an ex why he liked me and he said bcos I was 'nice and pretty' ?? Wrong answer dickhead, I'm 'funny and hot'

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Rockdog to furniture maker pipeline

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Imagine waking up one day and no one knew what The Simpsons was

[cougar seeks orgy @dee_sharp]

I'm a woman in STEM (wearing a Uniqlo heattech turtleneck)

[cougar seeks orgy @dee_sharp]

It's popping off in QV San Churro

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Thanks dad

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Is your dad really your dad if he doesn't send you reels of the least funny stand up bits you've ever seen?

[cougar seeks orgy @dee_sharp]

Jealous of the queens on my tram each holding their own bottle of Gossips wine. They cannot have experienced real hangovers

[cougar seeks orgy @dee_sharp]

You can't run a court on hate! You need rules, and other things!

[cougar seeks orgy @dee_sharp]

The way Micallef as District Attorney Ferguson says 'I am a law! ...er' is playing in my head about 80% of the time I'm working

[onion person @CantEverDie]

how do coworkers watch so much stuff

[cougar seeks orgy @dee_sharp]

'You've heard of Brunswick? That's where I'd start with solar panels on bikes'

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Twerking to Solidarity Forever at the May Day dance

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What if we kissed on the Trades Hall paranormal tour?

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@moshtix Your website won't let me share a resale link for a ticket I'm trying to sell and there is no way to contact you directly via the website

[cougar seeks orgy @dee_sharp]

Every so often I remember I am an adult and can do stuff like just go to karaoke for an hour after dinner on a Tuesday if I want

[cougar seeks orgy @dee_sharp]

Was watching an episode of Six Feet Under where they were in the cinema and no one was wearing glasses. Freaked me out, I can't imagine going in raw eyed.

[cougar seeks orgy @dee_sharp]

Keep accidentally bringing up the Happy Mondays with my 25 year old colleagues and being met with blank stares

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Can't tell if Word is just effing up and shaking on my screen or if I'm getting 3 Body Problemed

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If you're the king who I just saw doing a mono on his motorbike all the way up Melville road, my DMs are open

[cougar seeks orgy @dee_sharp]

Nate Fisher the ultimate fuckboy