Deech

Titan of Industry

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids

[Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas]

FIFA peace prize, you say?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off https://t.co/IJw55F8yGr

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[Greg Huss @OutOfTheVines]

This screen grab of the PCA home run is hilarious

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall https://t.co/7jWYgGOgeJ

[Evan Altman @DEvanAltman]

Per Elias, Justin Turner pinch-hitting for Owen Caissie is the first ginger-for-ginger swap in a game since Dashiell Armstrong hit for Weeb "Slapper" Schmidt on June 2, 1906 with the Brooklyn Superbas.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Grandma’s Hospice Has Shitty Wi-Fi
https://t.co/ozgD9OjAPy

[Nightmare Vision @GodCloseMyEyes]

BREAKING: several hundred new papal ballots were just discovered in maricopa country

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Today in 1978, Bake McBride smokes four bowls of Jamaican skunk weed, gets paranoid, and accuses Mike Schmidt of being a cop.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

States that end in Kansas

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Goddamn, these Newports are good. Let’s move a fucking doghouse!”

“This isn’t even our dog, Kevin.”

“I know!”

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Luca Doncic Austin Reaves and Dalton Knecht on the lakers

[Deech @deech7]

@Joshstrangehill @birchsong Awesome, that era was prime Simpsons

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The next time someone tries to tell you America’s not the greatest goddamn country in the world, I want you to show them this.

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

it was the busta rhymes, its was the worsta rhymes

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a fucking joke. The Dave Matthews Band got in this year but they still haven’t inducted the Monkees. Pleasant Valley Sunday is better than Dave Matthews’ entire career, motherfucker. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.