Shirley U. Kant

Just tryin' to have a laff in these mad times

NOTE Only the highest quality Followers will be Followed back

Max permitted Followers 20

No imbeciles or MAGAs

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@AlphaMode84920 @POTUS Startin' to get a little buyers remorse, Chris? Shame.

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Barron? step forward; say hello to the audience... don't show them your big balls. Haha, I'm just kiddin'... Go ahead, step forward...

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I said to Elon, I said: "Who's this Big Balls guy? He one of your guys? Get rid of him."
I said: "There's only room for one Big Balls in this town."......Why you all laughing? It's not a joke; I sacked Big Balls - He's gone.
I'll tell you who else has big balls: Barron...
#Trump

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@muskisasnake @Darcel02743113 @MAGAVoice Would the last American to leave please put the shining-beacon out.

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@Browncoat_Joe So why don't you believe the most likely explanation: that they're scrubbing Epstein's best friend forever, Trump's name from the list?

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@Dv8theMETA I won't be disappointed: I KNOW they're scrubbing the orange beast's name from the list. Saddened but not disappointed.

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@BadWritingTakes #stephenking , you got a job yet, loser?

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"Dom, actually has quite a *small* penis (And there's nothing wrong with that), so those shits who call him things like "Big Dick Dom," and "Wham-Bam "Suck my SPAM!" Bangino", don't know what they're talking about; and they can kiss my ass" - #PaulaBongino

#Trump #KashPatel

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#Musk , yesterday explained why he won't be taking "Coloured" people to Mars: "Coloured men's dicks would grow enormously on Mars*; which would cause problems for the Coloured women". He smiled: "At least there'll be no racism on Mars, as we'll all be white".

*He didn't say why

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You have 1 week to comply, otherwise your Followship wll be terminated - Sayōnara sweetheart.

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Dear Follower
Following the example set by #ElonMusk , this group now requires Followers to submit a list of 5 things they've done this week to improve the group AND an essay (approx 50,000 words) describing what they'll be doing in the future
#Trump

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@C_Notepad @implausibleblog Having Nth Korea as an ally's a good strategy, is it? North Korea? wow.

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@TLV51070 @GlamGrafter @FiveByFiveTimes 35K (I stopped keeping up with the running tally a few years ago.)

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@PrintedRiffs @bayraktar_1love You've thought through the consequences of that have you?... Yeah right.

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@Redpill2465 @bayraktar_1love America's shittiest generation... it's your grandchildren I feel sorry for: having to live with the shame. Of you.

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@cindiatsi @bayraktar_1love Not *necessarily*: They may just feel that as they as they own the man sitting in the Oval office, they may as well get everything they can out of him. Make hay while the sun shines

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@ProTrader_Mike What a creep! He can't be real

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@johnny_vega17 I'm just bringin' you the *facts*.

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#MeghanMarkle Reimagines Her Lifestyle Brand, Calling It Ass Fever.
"I've always loved asses... " She told a group of ass-lovers; "Asses, donkeys, mules - I love them all... but asses are my fav." She explained the thinking that led to the inspiration that birthed Ass Fever: "I

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@KRDO_13 Pope still in critical condition: "Call that soup? I wouldn't feed that to my dog".