Dê_vine🌸

Unavailable, Uninterested, Unbothered
Drown in Fiction, Reality is boring
Carpe Diem🌸

[scarlett @scarlettanayaa]

just kissed you in my mind i hope you felt it

[emeralds_luxe.ng @adewumi_faith_]

I served my dad breakfast and I forgot to add spoon😹
This man called me and asked me to taste the food😂😭
That was when I realized 😹

[abuja stylist✰ @drharveee]

even if we are not dating and we just finish talking, please end the conversation with “i love you” im going through a lot

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

You leave alcohol start crack

[Kal-El @Umarkaoje_]

wema bank you dey see wetin dey my account and you dey ask me to buy dangote shares

[ً @justfwmilo]

Me: I look cute
Mirror: You look cute
Other people: You look cute

Phone camera: Wassup Shrek

[Daniel @danielholkss]

From the producers of "You can love someone and cheat on them" comes another blockbuster

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I don’t believe in playing the cards I was dealt. I will reshuffle, redeal and even hide cards in my ass to get the results I want

[stx. @stunnarrr_xx]

I go reply you soon. I dey teams meeting

[Dê_vine🌸 @deedee_unusual]

😂😂😂

[🚮 @idfwpraise]

Nobody should recommend fine dining for me as date idea o
I no sabi use cutleries.

[🚮 @idfwpraise]

Nobody should recommend fine dining for me as date idea o
I no sabi use cutleries.

[Osarogie Ogbonmwan @Osarogieee]

Executive “brother in law” of Enugu state 🙃

[automatic bitch⁷ @callmekayceey]

Bts being quiet about 2027 elections only means one thing. They're supporting apc

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

This morning, as I wan microwave leftover food wey I keep for fridge , na dangote ipo ads I first see as I open fridge.

[Abraham Omolewa @OmolewaAbraham]

Nothing shocking here. Little kids primarily desire emotional attachment.
Your resource provisions can’t replace that.

[Dê_vine🌸 @deedee_unusual]

One thing for sure I never start it, but I sure as hell will finish it.

[Principal⭐️ @OkadikeOnyeisi]

I don't play the victim. I'll tell you exactly why I became the villain and what led there. I take full responsibility for how I respond to disrespect. I don't run from that. What I won't do is let people act confused. Nothing I do is unprovoked. I don't start messes, I stop cycles. The difference is I'm honest about it. I'll tell you what I did, why I did it, and stand on it. People who lie or manipulate blame everyone else. Me? I own mine

[Principal⭐️ @OkadikeOnyeisi]

I don't play the victim. I'll tell you exactly why I became the villain and what led there. I take full responsibility for how I respond to disrespect. I don't run from that. What I won't do is let people act confused. Nothing I do is unprovoked. I don't start messes, I stop cycles. The difference is I'm honest about it. I'll tell you what I did, why I did it, and stand on it. People who lie or manipulate blame everyone else. Me? I own mine

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

What if he switches up on you after you’ve had these children to reward his initial good behaviour?

Some of you don’t have kids because you want them. Children aren’t something you give a man!

[disa @bonjour_disaaa]

I don’t miss people fr 😂 once we cut ties, I genuinely stop caring. No hate, no shade, no checking for you… you just don’t exist to me no more. 😭

[mel˖⁠♡✿⁠ @1n0nlyym3ll_]

"it's not you,it's me"
ofccc it's you! i'm literally perrrfecttt