Danielle Marie Dee

brilliantly capable, impressively clueless 🌈

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

Waiting for a bus is just as horrible as the Rock Bottom episode told me it would be

[Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈 @Tim_Tweeted]

A lawyer on TikTok is performing a weekly list of recently arrested pedophiles in America simply to point out that it’s all youth pastors and politicians, not drag queens

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

I’ve been destroyed

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

At this point I wonder if I’m the one who dies in the season finale of The White Lotus.

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

Every few weeks I sit Britt down and force him to watch all the TikToks his friends have sent him. It can take up to an hour. The lords work, really.

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

@OKaitlinThen I hope so!! 😭 we will see!

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

Planning this wedding makes me feel the poorest I’ve ever felt and I was a Pell Grant recipient

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

@itsmikestweets Remember when nobody wanted the cocktails we made them because it was just alcohol mixed with other alcohol

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

@ambrosiapuddles Oh that’s a demon

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD: As cops try to spin Uvalde as one bad choice by a bad police commander from a brand new small “cowardly” police department, please remember these facts:

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

Nothing unearths family trauma like wedding planning? Who knew??

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The moment that Greg Abbott said the Uvalde shooting “could have been worse” should be the end of his political career.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The message this 4/20

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

Went to turn my video off on Zoom to cough and accidentally unmuted myself instead

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

@eric_deserto Ugh that’s why we have that, thanks for clarifying

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

I’m not usually a ~risk taker~ but I AM getting a haircut 3 hours before our engagement photoshoot so

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

The text exchange I am having with Britt right now to figure out which rice he put his phone into after dropping in toilet...like is it or is it not my good basmati?

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

It’s starting to seem like, the earlier the yoga class, the finer the yogis? I’m an afternoon class type of gal but on the rare occasion I make an 8AM class on a SATURDAY, those attendees are some of the most HOTTEST people I’ve seen all week. W/ their green 🧃’s n shit

[Danielle Marie Dee @deedemayo]

On my way home from work I walk past a doggy day care and all the pups excited to see their humans is always so wholesome and precious 🥺

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”