Chris

[Chris @deedletweets]

I just watched my very first Martin Scorsese film this weekend (The Departed). Where have I been this entire time?

[Chris @deedletweets]

May your fingers never come in contact with hot sauce during allergy season.

[Chris @deedletweets]

eating marinated chicken : eating unmarinated chicken :: watching tv plugged into the outlet : watching tv not plugged into the outlet

[Chris @deedletweets]

And now for the inaugural tweet.