Dani Phantom 👻

someone told me i was funny once and i’ve been riding that high ever since

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

i don’t know who needs to hear this but no one wants to hear your soundcloud music on the train

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

@mutemealready @dandru4u @SpeckledinLuck @angryaugs @berrigoodthanks @toriajade refried beans did not deserve the S tier

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Out:
girlbossing

In:
girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

hate dying in video games oh yeah let’s all kill the really hot girl

[Sophie Thompson @sophxthompson]

Currently in the refusing to buy any more food before going home for Christmas stage trying to figure out how to make dinner out of a strawberry and an egg

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

me playing phasmophobia

[maddie :) @maddie_odair]

The duality of man

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

You're emailing me? It's the Friday before the week of Thanksgiving in the month before the winter holidays, and you're emailing me??

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

channeling my dnd character during our session (painting my nails)

[Icona @iconawrites]

Always romanticise your life. Your errands are “side quests”; answering emails is “attending to your correspondence”; going for walks is “taking some exercise to avoid perishing of consumption on a wrought-iron bed” like a Victorian heroine.

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

@jerryannicole guilty

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

the one positive thing about grad school is my brain already overanalyzes hypothetical situations so I might as well get a degree with it

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

i need another social media where i can shout into the void and not cause concern for my friends lol

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

@SpeckledinLuck @angryaugs missed chance to use gleaming so it rhymes

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

is it just me or is having a social life kind of exhausting?

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

no.

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

Apparently Chicago is east coast now

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

@SpeckledinLuck thanks for letting me be a nepo baby pop star every week ❤️

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

i get to play dnd with them :)

[Dani Phantom 👻 @deee_spicable]

@mutemealready ❤️

[♤ @haworthes]

Disney’s best princess ofc <3