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not the void you're looking for 〰

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

my baby can make 'b' sounds just fine (ball, bubbles) but when she says bye it sounds like "die!" lol

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

there is a woman in the gym who just took off her flip flops :( what kinda sicko does this :(

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

sometimes my baby gets so mad that she bites the wall. not the corner or anything, the flat part.

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

@datingbyblaine i know a perfect fit, but we’re in toronto. i think she’s only on linkedin professionally and instagram privately. her deal breaker is that she wants to marry a doctor. she likes meeting people irl so probably wouldn’t respond.

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

is there anything quite like quickly eating a piece of leftover cake with your hands so you don’t have to share

[Morgan Cameron Ross @Morgan_C_Ross]

The Montréal Metro in the 1970s-80s.

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

hmm do i wanna be wearing purple glue (blueberry oatmeal), brown smudges (peanut butter toast), or white crust (greek yogurt)? (me deciding baby’s breakfast)

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

it was actually that i was furiously refilling my partner’s c-pap and couldn’t remember if i put distilled water in it yet but that doesn’t feel relatable

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

lol when someone makes u mad and then u cant remember if you like washed the conditioner out cuz u were furiously showering about it

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

sean penn for my real friends, real pain for my sean penn

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

dads love to be like“that movie sucked i didn’t finish it” meanwhile they’ll play words with friends the whole time and don’t pause when they leave the room to go make dinner

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

nap while the baby naps, play pokopia while the baby plays pokopia

[𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 @PolyDepression]

Famous Players Silver City Theater - Canada (1997)

Found in "Entertainment Destinations" (2000)

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

it finally happened. my baby got a sci fi book off the shelf to read :’)

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

@majordouzie 3 months is a good time, she wont notice a difference. its hard later once jetlag affects their routine. i’d just bring artipoppe unless u rly need stroller. oh also ive heard some have trouble w milk supply while traveling (stress maybe?), so backup formula

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

my baby literally says goo goo ga ga lmao

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

sure they say that babies don’t sleep. but no one warned me that my baby would love disco.

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

japan has a lot of pluses but my paradise would at the very least have a dishwasher!!!

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

well hello. a tanuki specifically for me

[d҉e҉e҉ @deeeebag]

good name for an IPA tbh