crack dope

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[crack dope @deeeeepkiller]

Get money

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

@ThrillaRilla369 Lemme axe you a question.

Can you be more pacific?

If you get hurt, call an ambalance.

Low on energy? Drink an expresso.

Are nucular bombs real?

[Kylie Robison @kyliebytes]

i’m starting to think we massively fucked up by ditching cable television and replacing it with 6 different streamers

[See Looney @looney_see]

@downbadcomment She forgot to add that she's out there spending his money like she's the one making $700k.

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[🪄Mr Kabubble🧰 @Vellster92]

That’s Allen Iverson Son And Can’t Nobody Tell Me Anything Different 🔥🔥

[𖤓 𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧 𖤓 @Lionspectre]

Best thing about Haaland from a non fan of soccer pov is he doesn’t cry, or flop. Literally just steamrolls his opps. Carries bodies. Bicycle kicks subsaharans in the face. Gives zero fucks, and is an absolute bull in China shop. I love it. Total Yamnaya Victory.

[Damian Player @damianplayer]

Mark Zuckerberg in 2004, two weeks after launching Facebook.

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

I remembered the meme about paternity tests being illegal in France because they cheat so much that it would cause social disruptions, but then I googled it and it's actually true???

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

why are we so casual about the fact that parrots can literally talk

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

It’s certainly possible Team USA would have been better off tonight fighting for their lives as the “hopeless underdog” without Balogun.

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

As much as a U.S. loss at soccer may sadden us, the upside is that it’ll free everyone up to root for the Viking dude from Norway like we all secretly want to do anyways

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

US Soccer is not ready for primetime. I dont wanna be mean but this team is embarrassing. We’re never gonna actually be good at this sport as long as out D tier athletes play it. What a clown show

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

The announcer just said that this is likely to be the last soccer many Americans watch for the next four years lol

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

I wish there were some Hawaii soccer game on after this so we could all try to win our money back.

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Belgium is actually did us a FAVOR by dismantling us like this . Let’s us know. We’re not nearly as close as we thought. This was awful. 😔😔😔😔😔

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

As a non footy watcher I’ve heard Christian Pulisic’s name as a star for years and I ain’t never seen him do a damn thing

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Not so fast, Belgium.

The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.

[Andy froemel @FroemelAndy]

@stoolpresidente The American crowd is lifeless compared to the Mexican crowd last night. A bunch of rich people who don’t care enough and it is depressing. Mexicans eat, sleep, and breathe Soccer.