denιce gaυdeт

boom clap boom boom clap

[denιce gaυdeт @deeeesert]

I cut dairy from my diet and lost 8lbs 🪅

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

canada is just run by 2 cell phone companies and a very powerful grocery store and we are just letting it happen guys what the fuck

[denιce gaυdeт @deeeesert]

Having a kid with the man you love is insane. There is no word to describe it.

[denιce gaυdeт @deeeesert]

I miss @boburnham :(

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Happy International Women’s Day

[Jacob Pacheco @JacobPacheco6]

OH MY GOSH. JON THURSTON!😱

Canada’s 🇨🇦Jon Thurston pulls off what might be one of the greatest curling shots EVER - threading it through the port and hitting the thinnest of runbacks.

Absolutely unbelievable.
#MilanoCortina2026 #Paralympics2026

[denιce gaυdeт @deeeesert]

Trapped by a cat that poops and runs to the bed right after

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

MLB teams announcing random offseason injuries to their stars a month before Opening Day

[denιce gaυdeт @deeeesert]

Broccoli haircut

[denιce gaυdeт @deeeesert]

Who tf books a waxing appointment at 8:55pm?! Me. I do.

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED ??

[denιce gaυdeт @deeeesert]

Justin beiber just came out with two garbage albums feels like he didn’t even try

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Getting older is wild. One wrong pillow angle and now your neck is applying for disability.

[𝕽𝖆𝖏𝖆 @rajagotbandz]

Accepting u bout to throw up gotta be the worst feeling on gods green earth

[♰ @reeceollld]

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

[Sola @Yamasdaughter]

my nervous system is so fried from having immature parents that all my long term life goals now are like “own an emotionally safe and healthy home, enjoy life’s small happy moments, learn to cook for fun and curiosity not obligation and responsibility.”

[not brandon @sweetlilboy1]

the random ass Tuesday in July that tests tf out of you

[ravn @mfnravn]

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp