Derrick Jackson

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I just became an OU fan

[Cody Doyle @DoyleOle]

I’m at the point if you wanna walk out of my life I’ll open the door for you

[BC @BradyCaldwell22]

Rain or shine, my ass will be on the lake this weekend.

[CH®️ @TxCHRiiSTiiAN]

Dating me is easy just text me, talk a little shit, and don’t be a hoe

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

@POTUS I “identify” as someone who is vaccinated......checkmate✅

[. @uglykid]

The real shortage in this country is common sense.

[Ali Terral @aliterral]

i have a disease called itsniceoutsoimdrinking

[brandi @brandinicc]

Single de Mayo

[Ali Terral @aliterral]

do you ever get the urge to just turn your phone off for a week lol

[Larisa Bolin @LarisaBolin]

Just remember, whatever your heart can’t handle... your liver can. Cheers.

[ČÔŁBŸ @patin_colby]

How the fuck I get played by someone who wanted me first.

[Sea Bass @Justus_Seiber]

You’re in her DMs,
I go eat Mexican food by myself because she curved me. Fuck off

[Wandi @MandyCottrell]

But.... I could pretend 🥺😭

[. @uglykid]

Everytime I pump gas, it makes me want to slap a democrat.

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

who needs april fools’ when your entire country is now a joke 🤪

[Sophie Swaney @Sophieswaney_]

There’s definitely a Democrat in office, gas is above $3/gallon again 💀