A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again.
The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.
The farmer says, โYou deserved it, you horny bastard!โ The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, โShhhhhh. Theyโre about to land!!โ
#WATCH | Singer Yo Yo Honey Singh (Hirdesh Singh) met with BJP National General Secretary Tarun Chugh.
He said, "Drugs are ruining families and youth in Punjab. Punjab must be saved from this."
BJP's Tarun Chugh said, "Yo Yo Honey Singh is a son of Punjab who has made a name for himself worldwide. I have requested Honey Singh to use his songs and words to motivate the youth of Punjab to give up drugs. He has promised me that we will save Punjab. If Honey Singh can make a comeback, so can you..."
(Source: Office of Tarun Chugh)
PBKS playoffs scenario without depending on the NRR:
- PBKS beat LSG.
- MI beat RR.
- DC beat KKR.
If both PBKS and KKR win and RR finish at 14:
In this case, If PBKS beat LSG by 10 runs then KKR should not win by more than 60 runs or chase down the target before 13.5 overs.
@TalhaDigital007 Bhai 4 saal mein toh India ne 2 world T20 jeeti hai or ek champions trophy Tum log ye compare rahe ho ki India ko 2 baar 10 saal mein haraya hai ๐คฆ๐ฟโโ๏ธ
Happy that congress chose @vdsatheesan as the CM of Kerala.He had been working for the party so that it can secure victory.Of course @kcvenugopalmp and other people were too.If someone has been working as the leader of the opposition and was able to secure victory he/she shd b CM
Bhogle has been criticized so many times for his commentary but never did he respond to critics like our Hindi Commentators.
PS : Just to be clarify, I haven't been paid by any one to critic/troll Hindi commentary. You do suck!
A genuine cricket fan
@AshishSinghKiJi Toh behenchod personal opinion Breaking kese ho gaya, khamakha engagement farming ke liye kuch bhi likh lo . Or ye TMC BJP 50 and 60% kya 110% mein se kar raha tha