Donna Jeffrey

You can paint a dog shit white and call it a wedding cake, just don't try and make me eat it.

[Paul @LeftySeparatist]

If we could all just take a moment to appreciate the stunning cinematic beauty of this scene.

The bravado, the little shake of the hips, the half brick to the back of the head and, of course, the coup de grâce…..the agonizing strike to the knackers.

10/10😍
#Southport

[Patrick Grant @paddygrant]

Some thoughts on the current government.

[Stephen Flynn @StephenFlynnSNP]

Just finished reading the conclusion of a four month long Westminster investigation into my use of 28 pence worth of stationary.

The outcome? No action.

Can’t be the only person wondering why this place didn’t apply the same scrutiny to PPE contracts.

[Andrew McBride @andrewmcb]

The BBC have cancelled Motherland The BBC can f*** right off

[Ross Colquhoun @rosscolquhoun]

I’m yet to be convinced by some Labour types that the limit of their understanding of Scotland isn’t simply as the place some Eastenders characters go when the actor needs to leave the show.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Labour.

[Patrick Kirby @PatrickKirby9]

@CentralBylines Brilliantly explained detail on this from Dr Hannah Fry https://t.co/F1YVQ7LyOn
14 minutes that will blow your mind against the austerity narrative (lie)

Then read @MrMarkEThomas @99Organisation debunk national debt/spending myths
https://t.co/qFB5f82uYE

[Hannah Fry @FryRsquared]

That’s it, I’ve found it. My favourite tweet of all time.

[Dr Simon Thorne @EuSpRIG]

Dr Hannah Fry discussing the error in the "Growth in a time of debt" that was used to justify austerity politics by @osbourne_george #spreadsheets #risk #excel

[RedJohnSocialist @RedJohnBounds]

If you think privatisation is the solution for the NHS, have a look at how it's going for Royal Mail, British Steel and Thames Water.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Ofcom say the Royal Mail could save £650m by delivering three days a week. The news has been welcomed by customers as a vast improvement on the current service

[Donna Jeffrey @deeemjay]

@dombrog @MarkRonson @AppleTV @dominos @McDonalds @HouseofHerrera and now @Barclays

[dombrog @dombrog]

Every time I Hear “Ooh wee” on an advert now all I can thank is how much money it’s costing @MarkRonson after watching #WatchThatSound on @AppleTV - that poor guy!

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

If you send death threats online to anyone, especially women, you simply advertise yourself as a sappy, inadequate cunt with no balls or spine.

If you’re 14 and not getting your hole there’s some excuse.

Otherwise: destined to wank alone forever in a bedroom.

Don’t do this.

[Stephen Flynn @StephenFlynnSNP]

Real Change.

For Brechin, for Angus, for Scotland.

[The Lady J of Tay @brawday]

SNP blast Labour for 'pushing families into poverty' by backing Bedroom Tax https://t.co/dXmGZG5LTD

[MSM Monitor @msm_monitor]

BBC Scotland is employing a complete news blackout of this extraordinary story. A candidate opposing the policies he's standing on. Imagine this was the SNP candidate publicly attacking Humza Yousaf's high-profile policies?

[Good Law Project @GoodLawProject]

NEW: The Public Accounts Committee has published its report into Baroness Michelle Mone and PPE Medpro’s £200m Covid contracts 😷 📝 🔍

We first published details of Baroness Mone’s VIP deal almost three years ago: https://t.co/gi550ixCyZ

[Ross Colquhoun @rosscolquhoun]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Younger people, who predominantly use websites and social media for news, already overwhelmingly support independence for Scotland. This decent piece demonstrates why that is unlikely to change any time soon.