Deston Swift

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[Deston Swift @deeeston]

My first fleshlight.

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

God made me bald because he knew I would get a Pauly D blow out

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

What are these videos of movie scenes with a voice over explaining what’s going on ? What am I consuming ? What am I doing ? This is not my beautiful house !

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

@Berrttooo The ceo of Gr**** C******* knew both parties were very busy , he only pretends to be helpful . Burn it down !!

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

Made only one Genmoji and will only make one , they spelled denied wrong and it’s so perfect I’ve been putting it on everyone’s texts

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

I have achieved a level of sexy I never thought was possible

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

Had to impress the kids at the punching machine and now I think I broke my worst before my show !

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

@OGBarryBonds Bro !! I’m getting Randy savage so when I look down I can just say oooohh yeah !

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

Hali Berry ! Hali Berry !

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

Theey Blew it !!!

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

@StephyRoseG Damn vibes is charging a lot for tickets !

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

@OGBarryBonds Doja cat got bars you a hater !

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

@poopypezz I fux with Pete

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

@OGBarryBonds Don’t even listen to it then damn !

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

Grab a friend watch Friendship

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

But also dying !

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

Living

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

When the city I’m visiting has a convenient and cheap form of public transportation from the airport to my next destination .

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

@justconnor

[Deston Swift @deeeston]

Home boy with the hairy shoulders and golden Jordan bulls jersey at the airport at 4:45 am is a hero