DEE GULLY

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[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

@MarshallMcFly Holla me man

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

Telling a new guy you’ve met about your ex-man/babyfather and trust issues he’s left you with has the same effect as the new guy telling you he’s broke and still sleeps on the top bunk.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

Well let me tell YOU something Brother..

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

John Cena has officially broken the Guinness World Record for the most 'Make-A-Wish Foundation' wishes granted with 650

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

I hear all that but I’m still waiting for the reply to @OfficialChip or admission of defeat…

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

Women today deal with rejection like my white friends deal with poverty.

Deep down they don’t believe it should be happening to them.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

Some man need to put Professional Babyfather in their bio.

Man announce new kids like I announce new clients.

In 2022 let’s try to stop acting like we don’t know who these men are until they impregnate us.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

TFL Staff true you strike all the time and nuttin ain’t patterning, beg you just apply for a new job somewhere.

There’s people stuck in minimum wage B*LLSHIT jobs and a TFL ting would Up Their Viva.

Just leave I beg, cos the public are innocent in this and we’re suffering.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

Feminine Men are as off-putting to straight Women as Masculine Women are to straight men.

Only difference is Men will still sleep with strong Masculine Women, but they never wife you. You know this.

Not the end of the world though.. Feminine Men can’t even get the sex.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

At my age people clearly do not care about anyone’s opinion regarding who they settle down with. Man used to call her a whole whore to the mandem, now she sits next to your Mum at Xmas. Crack on.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

If a man said he was making a new Django movie and I asked for a role as one of the Slaves who fight in the living room… is that a mad move? @ASBMUSIC @topboychaash

[ASB @ASBMUSIC]

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[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

DEFINITELY FORGOT THIS EVER HAPPENED

[Metro @MetroUK]

Love Island’s Millie Court and Liam Reardon have split after one year together. https://t.co/fxLNgkgAiu

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

Mandem we CANNOT be Short Fat and Broke at the same time. PICK A STRUGGLE. We’re only allowed 1.

Can’t be piping up in the comments section “bashing women” when you’re Short Fat and Broke, they disregard your view cos they don’t respect your ting. Tbh you’re invisible to them.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

Jesus Christ himself would have to learn to sing and dance for Michael Jackson to have someone to compare himself too. How is man comparing Vybz Kartel to Michael Jackson but won’t even compare Vybz Kartel to Bob Marley.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

Only had a Fiver on me and Apple Pay, phone died at the checkout in Tesco.. had to ask them to take off the milk with chest!

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

#Verzuz @verzuzonline let this sink in… Missy Elliott vs Busta Rhymes. Closing song: Touch It Remix. @MissyElliott @BustaRhymes RT

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

We should all wish to age like John Major. He has looked the same age since I was born.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

The new contender to white privilege is a Woman’s privilege to choose who she sleeps with, and then speak negatively upon men in general as if the whole Gender are represented by the men you chose.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

Funny and True: If you broke into Caitlyn Jenner’s house in the middle of the night, Bruce Jenner is fucking you up.

[DEE GULLY @deegully1]

How can man say if Caitlyn Jenner was being chased by a Tiger and needed to get over a high wall and he only had a stick, he’s turn back into Olympian Bruce Jenner in the Pole Vault real quick.