Yesterday, the Federal Government relaunched FreeTV with over 100 channels, no monthly subscription, and a projected ₦600 billion in economic value.
It was presented as a major step in Nigeria’s Digital Switch-Over (DSO) programme and a push for nationwide digital inclusion. But for many Nigerians who remember, earlier versions already existed, it feels like a familiar announcement rather than something new.
The irony of talking about comprehension while ignoring what both Temi and her mother have repeatedly said. Temi said it’s rude to force a nationality on someone and her mother has also spoken about not being Ghanaian. Her mum is from Abeokuta and grew up in Kaduna.
Jeff Bezos on how to deal with stress:
"Stress comes from not taking action over something you can control."
"The moment I identify it and make the first phone call, or send off the first e-mail message, or whatever it is that we're going to do to start to address that situation even if it's not solved that dramatically reduces the stress."
"Stress comes from ignoring things you shouldn't be ignoring."
She's 19. She says she makes $15,000 a month from her dorm room.
Her dashboard shows $51,026
The year on the screen says 2026.
The pitch is simple. Go to YouTube. Find a kids video with millions of views. Copy the description. Paste it into a tool called Creao AI. Download whatever it spits out. Upload 5 to 10 times a day.
She demos it on camera. The input is a sweet 2D sensory video from a channel called Hey Bear. The output is a 3D baby with a pineapple for a head, and a strawberry baby eating itself with a spoon.
iPad kids watch it anyway. 6.2 million views on one. 1.1 million on another.
Then she pauses on the Creao dashboard for one second too long.
Top left corner of the interface. Small grey text. Claude Sonnet 4.6.
The "secret AI tool" she wants you to comment VIDEO for is a chat wrapper. A sidebar, a text box, and an API key. Her recent chats are still in the panel. "create a fireplace video on lapse." "Build a dark, premium, simple..."
The whole stack costs cents per video to run yourself. Claude writes the prompt. Luma animates it. A Python script posts it through the YouTube API while you sleep.
She's not selling a side hustle. She's selling a referral link to someone else's wrapper around someone else's model.
The cannibal fruit babies are real. The $51,026.65 is a screenshot.
The iPad kids are the only ones actually paying.