•DJ•

Registered Dietitian. Goofy. Sports fan. Volleyball player. Adventurer. NDSU alumni. Follower of Christ.

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Okay. If you haven't started your morning with "Shake" by Mercy Me, you're doing it wrong!

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*mom talking about visiting the hospital*
Mom- I don't remember why I was there....
Kelli- to get your memory checked?
#thingsgloriasays

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Water is an squired taste...well...no...you squire the taste of water in the womb #erikrhino

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Is that for 'bleafast'? #erikrhino

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"They don't have whirlpools in spas, they have massages and lemons for your eyes" #erikrhino

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We want an answer to prayer; God wants to transform us through prayer.

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Because you are with me, I will not fear.

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After worship, a small group leans over and whispers "the whole time during worship I just kept thinking 'I got to fart!!!'" 😂😂🙄

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LET'S GO BISON!!!!!

[NDSU Football @NDSUfootball]

Game. Time.

[NCAA FCS Football @NCAA_FCS]

The Bison March On!

Top-seeded North Dakota State advances to the Quarterfinals with a 45-7 win over San Diego. #FCSPlayoffs

[NDSU Football @NDSUfootball]

FINAL: North Dakota State 45, San Diego 7

The Bison will host South Dakota State in the quarterfinals next week.

#FCSPlayoffs

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*midnight in hotel*
Kelli - *yells at us while telling a story*
Mom- shhhh
Kelli- "oh sorry I have ear plugs in" 😭😭😭 #girlsshoppingtrip2016

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Kelli *talking about the air conditioner to be turned down* "Ma! The meatloaf!" #meatloaf #girlsshoppingtrip2016

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#girlsshoppingtrip2016 #thingsgloriasays

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Mom- "we're just drinking these mocha light shimmies"
Kelli- "that sounds like a cigarette"

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*kelli trying to find her phone in between the seats
Mom- just put ur hands in there and push
Kelli- that's what she said
#thingsgloriasays

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Kelli- "you guys ever sit down and have that weird shooting/stabbing pain in your back??" #girlsshoppingweekend2016

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*headin out 2 mom's vehicle
I sit in passenger seat
Kelli sits in back passenger seat
mom sits in back
Me-ok whos driving #thingsgloriasays

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Mom-I don't kno what exit to take
Me-exit 81 on maple
Mom-its by the interstate
Me-exit 81 on maple
Mom-what's the number #thingsgloriasays

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Mom- hmm where are my keys?
Mom- they're in my coat!
Mom- where's my coat?
#thingsgloriasays