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[The New York Times @nytimes]

Teenage TikTok users and K-pop fans claimed to have registered potentially hundreds of thousands of tickets for President Trump's campaign rally as a prank to ruin the event. https://t.co/vrbtgSa27T

[Shebrew Hammer @deejaysirius]

@TB_Times Turd

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@maloreyjean Such an idiot

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@oprahspinfrey @DenisPhillips28 @BobBuckhorn let's give @DenisPhillips28 a key to the city! We are lucky to have him in Tampa.

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@oprahspinfrey @DenisPhillips28 Yes! He's the best! We need to. ❤️ him. Can @DenisPhillips28 be our new president?!

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What if North Korea shoots another missle at us and it lands in Irma and ends up saving America?... whoaaaaa #mindblown #HurricaineIrma

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Is it lame I watched the Dj dropping beats commercial 3 more times? #VMA2017

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@Annndddy @realDonaldTrump Fucking ridiculous

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Is this a stand up routine or are we addressing serious issues?! @realDonaldTrump

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When the guy next to you doesn't pull up the shade during landing. #claustrophobic #noview

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Dear @united airlines. Gladly giving up my my seat for your overbooking problems. ✌️

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CNN is starting to feel like @ComedyCentral . Love you @donlemon ❤

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When the person next to you on the plane eats a big Popeyes fried chicken plate for breakfast 🐥

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People that have cars that look like cop cars 😒

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I dozed off on the couch and dreamt @lilyachty picked me up in a boat on Bayshore.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trump says his daughter has been treated ‘so unfairly’ by Nordstrom. Oh, was she detained for 19 hours when she tried to enter the store?

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Dear @realDonaldTrump ,

Shove it up your ass.

Sincerely,

America

[Bob Buckhorn @BobBuckhorn]

Another amazing Gasparilla. Next year we build a wall and make the pirates pay for it☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Shebrew Hammer @deejaysirius]

When your dog gives you the most stankiest look because you interrupted his nap time 😴 😒