Danielle

boy mom 🌈💙 social worker ❤️

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

Picture this, you’re a senior at Defiance College. It’s a Wednesday night, you have a 7am yoga class the next day... But it’s Wednesday so you have to go to Spanky’s (duh) You get black out drunk and show up to class still intoxicated. Everything is right in the world.

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

Why are toddler’s favorite things the most random? Mav got toys and stuff for Easter, yet he’s so obsessed with the plastic Easter eggs that he fell asleep with 3 of them and I just had to pry one out of his sleeping hands. He took one to the sitter’s this morning 🤦🏻‍♀️

[i like food @messedupfoods]

biscuits and gravy fountain

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom.

Take all the time you need with that.

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

My therapist called me Olivia Benson today. Lmao

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

My one year old calls me “mom” rather than mama like nine times out of ten and it’s like excuse me sir, sit your ass back down and stop acting grown. It’s mama.

[🦂Hey There Doughlilah🌵 @caseyjparker]

the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said “garlic salt”

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

@raaychellramos Thank you 💙

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

I’ve had some MSW/LISW’s look down on me for “only” being a BSW, LSW. But just a remember that I’m working the same jobs as them getting paid just as much and in some cases more. 🙃 Real experience matters too.

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

Nate was snoring and Mav started mocking him by growling at him 🤣

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

Y’all I was nervous to talk about Roe being overturned to my fiancé because if you know us, we are about polar opposites on just about everything but oh boy, this man came through. A real fuckin man.

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

Just a reminder that in Alabama, a doctor will spend up to 99 years in prison for doing an abortion but you’re lucky if a rapist spends anytime in jail. #murica

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

@andrea__roddy It’s even better when the email specifically say not to reply all 🤣

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

Over my cold dead body will be son ever think he has any right to control a woman’s uterus

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

You aren’t pro life. You’re anti woman. If you have a fuck about children’s lives, you’d realize THIS ISN’T THE ANSWER. We can’t even keep the kids already born safe and fucking fed.

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

So when is childcare gonna be made affordable? When will there be mandatory paid maternity and paternity leave? When will formula be affordable… better yet when will we be able to keep formula on shelves? Who’s gonna pay for the child’s therapy that someone was forced to have?

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

Imagine being assaulted at the age of 13 and getting pregnant… forced to keep that baby, can’t afford to feed it or to send it to daycare while you finish school. So you drop out and then can’t get a job. Become resentful to the child you were forced to have?

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

@AliciaFranks_ Best advise I got was, you’re meant to feed your baby not your freezer. Obviously having some freezer stash is nice, I have literally zero ounces in my freezer. I make enough to feed him everyday though. You’re doing great no matter how much you make!

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

I can listen to the scanner in the same room as Mav, the cats can climb on him, meow in his ear, I can watch TV, talk to Nate, dogs can bark and he stays asleep TELL ME WHY THE SECOND I OPEN SOME FRUIT SNACKS, HE WAKES UP. I can’t have anything to myself anymore 🤣

[Danielle @deejjayyy]

I went to change Maverick’s diaper today and realized he had been stuffing his pants with food… my son is my hero 🤣