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A Shropshire Lad migrated to Norfolk.

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@colinhoult @rickygervais if I had to watch this on a loop for the rest of my life, I would never be bored

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@RealMattLucas Ooofff

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@RealMattLucas As a Forest fan, I've been waiting for the bubble to burst. Happy to wait a while longer!

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@90sfootball Who scored?

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@TONYxTWO @realDonaldTrump At the very top, perilously close to the edge?

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@realDonaldTrump Can't even wish everyone the best without a snide remark. Total embarrassment but hardly unexpected

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@mednasah_ @90sfootball What was THAT noise?

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@gavinesler I particularly like how Sweden and Norway protrudes from his forehead. Puerile admittedly

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@ImMeme0 Jesus H

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@JaneyGodley RIP

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@JonathanPieNews The glow from his face onto his jacket is quite something

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@90sfootball Zlatan might disagree. Zlatan in goal, CB x 3 - Zlatans, 4 Zlatans across midfield, and three Zlatans up front. And Michels assistant to Zlatan.

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@rickygervais You should have released a single, then you'd have been bigger than Texas

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@MarieRackham @gavinesler More to the point, why would you want to put Clacton on the World stage?

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@chrishoy so sorry to read the headlines about your condition, Sir Chris. Wishing you the very best, and much love to your family and closest. May your Olympian prowess give you all strength

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@DeborahMeaden Christ

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@RealMattLucas Amazing that their wares are often seen strewn across Prince of Wales Road in Norwich at 2am on a Saturday

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@Limit_Financial @realDonaldTrump No, bleach.

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@RealMattLucas He had to spark up again for the next take. He looked straight into camera! Bleedin 'ell, Kevin!

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@RealMattLucas @DormyHouse Phwoarr