Deeks Quotes

Witty, thought-provoking and sometimes utter nonsense from NCIS' one and only Liaison Officer, Detective Marty Deeks... a.k.a Shaggy

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”

Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.

This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:

“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.

A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.

A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.

A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.

A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.

You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.

In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.

Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.

Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.

Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.

Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.

And you call Greenland badly governed?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.

‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’

When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?

Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.

Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.

And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.

You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.

The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.

And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

This morning I called James and congratulated him on becoming the Senate nominee. Texas is primed to turn blue and we must remain united because this is bigger than any one person. This is about the future of all 30 million Texans and getting America back on track. With the primary behind us, Democrats must rally around our nominees and win. I’m committed to doing my part and will continue working to elect democrats up and down the ballot.

[TY TY NEV @TyTyNEV]

@EndWokeness Now do kids killed by white American men at schools.

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You’re part of the problem. You should be unemployed.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Americans are so divided now I’m not sure if there is any way back.

And I’m not sure of where we are headed.

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Yeah and that’s what you’re doing to peoples lives by firing them from their jobs with no reason other than you think their jobs shouldn’t exist because you deserve that money instead of them. Go back to Africa you fucking Nazi jackwagon.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Has there ever been such a level of coordinated violence against a peaceful company?

I understand not wanting to buy a product, but this is extreme arson and destruction!

[Matthew Cooke @thematthewcooke]

"These greedy billionaires... I can't imagine having a billion dollars and then just being mean to people or being upset with the country. I kind of think it's working for you. You got a billion dollars. How much better does it have to get for you?" -- @billburr

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It’s time to send you packing back to Africa.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It must be done

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

@elonmusk @DOGE DOGE is not elected by anyone and has no authority by Congress or Senate or security clearances of any kind.

How’d you like it if someone accessed your most private info without your consent … using unknown soldiers that worked in your private sector companies. STOP

[Carl Spackler @CarlSpackler54]

@elonmusk @DOGE So our only chance is for you, an unelected bureaucrat billionaire oligarch to get rid of other unelected bureaucrats and install loyalist and unelected bureaucrats? Is that the lie you’re going with Elonia?

MAGA is a mental illness.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

When you voted for Trump, you voted to put Tulsi Gabbard, a Russian asset, in charge of our nation’s intelligence. That’s what you voted for. Congratulations.

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@ginacarano stop spreading nonsense and misinformation. And get a fucking clue while you’re at it.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

To all those saying we shouldn’t be sending money to help Ukraine when we could be helping victims of Helene, I ask this:

Why are we giving trillions in breaks to the wealthy and to corporations when just a fraction of that could help *everyone* in need?

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@ginacarano https://t.co/W5YXHfwa0b

[Dem Saints @LDS_Dems]

The Infrastructure Bill pushed by Biden and Harris included a billion dollars for flood mitigation.

Almost every Republican voted against it

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@ginacarano

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@ginacarano https://t.co/ZxHAc0gWVQ

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Sure is interesting how we passed the Inflation Reduction Act, and then inflation went down.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
After vastly expanding Presidential power,
Supreme Court now considers moving #IndependenceDay to January 6th.

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Egotistical man baby doesn’t care about actual facts. Why are community notes turned off for his posts? 🤔

Simple matter of idiocy.👇🏻

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Almost every illegal is a Dem voter. Therefore, the Dem Party will not take action until they lose more votes due to ushering in vast numbers of illegals than they gain.

They are counting on complacency from Dem and independent voters, which, at least so far, has worked.

Simple matter of incentives.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: In under 5 minutes, Congressman Jared Moskowitz just completely tore a hole in just about every Republican talking point known to man, including the Hunter Biden allegations, and more.

He showed that Trump was literally working with Twitter to remove tweets. He also called out Republicans for, on one hand, saying Biden is unfit to be president, while on the other hand saying he’s some super international mastermind. He then completely destroys the Hunter Biden story using the Republican’s own leaker’s words. Finally he calls out Republicans for kissing up to Nazis.

Be sure to watch the entire 4 minutes because it’s completely worth it. Make sure all your Republican friends see this!

[Around the Galaxy 📖 Who Owns the Myth OUT NOW! @ATGcast]

Mara Jade is not canon and George Lucas kinda disliked the character.