meapswich

you son of a bitch, im in

[meapswich @deel3y]

@TheTruthRealm If he calls the sawzall a sawzaw one more time im gunna lose it

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

This is a Crab Riding a Jellyfish

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@WhiteHouse Nazi Inbred Cuck Edgelords

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.” -George Orwell, 1984.

[meapswich @deel3y]

@TheRooster Charisma

[Bob @AryaGoonin]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

[🦉 OVO Titus🔻🇧🇸🇭🇹🇨🇺 @TWEETO242]

TikTok won't let me post my edit 😔

[♠️♥️Jib_Loger♦️♣️ @jib_loger_alt]

Time for me to bring back this video

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

More votes here than there are trans people in sports

[meapswich @deel3y]

@hasanthehun Just searched “hasanabi” on youtube for coverage and got smacked with a tim pool ad lmao

[meapswich @deel3y]

@DeletedVILLAIN Yall are so dumb and homphobic it hurts…….hes saying that since hes bisexual guys assume hes gay and dont worry about their girl around him, who hes OBVIOUSLY still pulling 🙄

[meapswich @deel3y]

@PirateOWisdom @jamiestelling @LocalBateman Nothing says “anti establishment” like the former president and a kennedy

[meapswich @deel3y]

@discordspies Men with a conscience and a spine wouldnt get their feelings hurt that easily……i sure havent

[Alyssa 🖤 @a_lil_bow]

Accidentally radicalized myself by asking questions and reading a lot

[Bdubbya 🇺🇸🇩🇿 @REALtalk4uHATER]

He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.