Son of an unsung hero of the @HQNigerianArmy Civil War | Pa M.A. Owode a.k.a Makilo | 63rd Battalion | Constructions | Site Supervisor🏗️🚧 | Real Estate 🏫🏢
When I say men should lead their homes and ensure their wives contribute to the household finances, some men start doing “odogwu” up and down.
There’s a family that came to the UK 🇬🇧 in 2021. The husband was a dependant while the wife was the student. While studying, the wife was doing only menial jobs and could work just 20 hours per week, whereas the husband was working in a care job. The husband took care of all the household expenses and didn’t concern himself with his wife’s income.
In 2022, the wife secured a good job, but she still wasn’t contributing financially because the husband had the mentality that he didn’t need his wife’s money.
Last month, the wife bought a house in the UK 🇬🇧 in her sole name and did not include the husband’s name on the property. She was earning £45,000 per year, so she was able to do so.
The husband is now angry with himself and feels he has been a fool all along. He was earning £37,000 per year but has no savings at all. After five years in the UK 🇬🇧, he has nothing to show for it.
This is what can happen when men enable such arrangements instead of ensuring that both partners contribute to the finances of the home.
10 series i'd recommend... I'll indicate if it is on Netflix or Prime
CASSANDRA (Netflix)
What happens when AI starts to think for itself ?
What happens when AI develops emotion
What happens when AI sees human as a threat.... CASSANDRA.
LOCKE and KEY (Netflix)
Suspense and nice CGI.
Some siblings with keys that can open various dimensions
CHUCKY ( Netflix)
If you're a fan of Childsplay from our childhood days
The Doll killer is back.
ELITE ( NETFLIX)
Enter into a world where the rich court the rich, do drugs, how youthful exorbitance could spiral down.
It has a strong LGBTQ component.
CASTLEVANIA (NETFLIX)
One of the best animations on Netflix.
Dracula reawakened.
THE BOYS (Prime)
Superheroes , so gory, what you get when the world is hungry for metahumans.
INVINCIBLE (PRIME)
Adult cartoon with amazing fight scenes.
You'd be glued to your screen
TEEN WOLF ( Prime)
Old but Gold.
A teenager who got bitten navigates life as a werewolf.
BERLIN and the LADY with an Ermine (Netflix)
If you love money heist and thieving movies.
Watch this
BET (Netflix)
Gambling with wits. How much of brain goes into games and betting.
QUEEN'S GAMBIT( NETFLIX)
After you watch this, you will love chess.
Best chess movie.
I went to the market yesterday and saw a very fine bra hanging outside one shop. It was so beautiful that I confidently walked in like a billionaire’s daughter.
I touched it a little and asked, “Aunty, how much?”
She calmly replied, “₦25,000.”
My brain just rebooted instantly 😭 I even thought I heard her wrong, so I asked again, “₦5,000 abi?”
She looked me straight and repeated, “₦25,000.”
The speed I used to exit that shop ehn… even Olympic athletes would be proud of me 😭
At this point, if you see me outside and things are moving naturally...abeg face front.
Let me first eat and survive before joining expensive lingerie ministry.
₦25,000 for one bra? Abeg no be my level 😭
Tinubu you do this one again 😭
Men will view the status of fellow men making bread & whisper to themselves:
"I need to step my game up, man".
Women will view the snaps of women like Sophia Ogbuefi & whisper to themselves:
"girllllll, I need to raise my standards, gat to stop attracting the broke boys".
Gas finished last night and the kids were craving shawarma, I was too. Hubby said to go out to get it for all of us with drinks for dinner, I punched my calculator to see how much it will cost for a family of 5.
I arrived at over 35k. 12kg gas now cost 24k, we would use it 4weeks at least. I chose gas over shawarma.
That is for a family where both partners work and earn decently. We couldn't even afford a basic treat without punching the calculator. Everything extra is now considered luxury
Now imagine the life of a child whose both parents are skilless, unemployed or earns meagerly.
I know many of you will come and ask if shawarma is food, no it's not but everyone deserves a treat once in a while.
We all know what we are doing but you people should fear Allah.
🚨 FIFA DROPPED!!!
Omar Artan, who was set to be the first Somali to referee at the World Cup finals, has been dropped from the list of officials after he was denied entry to the US.
This is so sad.
I once squatted with one Ẹ̀gbọ́n, pending when school hostel would open. His girlfriend came around and I had to stroll out. He said he'll call me when the lady has gone. I just kept trekking and trekking around for three hours. When the coast wasn't clear still, I took a cab from Shomorin to Camp, Abeokuta to stay with some course mates for the night.
If you remove my wife from my life this past 72 hours, I fit kpeme.
We have been moving houses and everywhere is so scattered like mad but once I ask “where is my blue boxers with duduke painting”, she will go straight to the point. “Uhmmmn, it should be in the yellow bag beside the bed”. What of my green comb with black tattoo? “It is inside the black box on the shelf”.
Women actually own the home. I feel like an alien. With how scattered and overwhelming my life is, she still has every detail in her head. Obirin 🙌
2 months ago I travelled, and just returned back to Lagos at the Airport.
When I was at the Airport , my team was trying to pick me.
Didn't know there's a new rule rhat you can't pick someone as they exit from the arrival terminal.
Immediately, An airport official clamped the tyres of our car.
One of my folks, got angry and was like why will he clamp our tyres.
He said we parked and picked up in the wrong place , I said we didn't know.
There was no sign that you could not pick up arrivals.
That they could have explained to us not to pick and park and we won't have stopped.
But he seemed to have had the intention to just clamp the car without even explaining .
When the back and forth was getting so much.
I said okay, can he take off the clamp from our tyres. He said we have to make a payment at their station to be cleared , that he was going to come into the car and direct us there. I said Okay.
We drove our car to their station at the Airport, I think operated by King's security.
He said for our offense we are to pay 52k. I said okay. I dont have a problem paying.
Send me the account, so I make payments and get paper works to clear us from the Airport.
He sends his own private account.
I said No. Why am i paying into a personal account? He said that's the airport account that I'm to pay.
I said No.
I will pay the money but I will only pay into the designated Airport corporate account.
While I was talking to him, his boss came in.
I explained that we were picked up, I am trying to make payment for our offense and they were sending me private account which I said No.
He then gave me the real airport corporate account and our offense fee was 38k.
I paid the 38k. They gave us the offense receipt.
I then laughed at the other guy. That money you wanted to chop.
You won't chop it.
I will rather pay into the airport account than your filthy pocket account.
The guy was so pissed 😂😂
That guy who slid into the lady's DM this morning probably spent the whole night thinking about her. He let the feeling push him. Now he's licking his wounds.
But that's the thing about Naija Twitter DMs...you have to read the room first. Study the person. Not every door is meant to be knocked.
Still, there's no shame in shooting your shot, even when it misses. Life goes on, till you're ready to shoot another one.
Which of these would you love to join and why?
1. Nigerian Navy
2. Nigerian Army
3. Nigerian Air force
4. Nigerian Police
5. The DSS
6. Nigerian Immigration Service
7. Nigerian Customs Service
8. Nigerian Civil Defense
If Portugal wins the World Cup, don’t expect Ronaldo to do any heavy lifting.
The players who will win the World Cup for Portugal are Bruno, Vitinha, Neves and Neto.
At 41, Ronaldo is no longer the player who can carry a team through an entire tournament by himself.
One of my friend impregnated a girl last 2 years, the girl didn’t even allow my guy to see her till she was 7months gone cus she knows he was not ready but she loves him and just wanted to give him a child. 😂😂😂
My friend denied the pregnancy but when the child was born, my friend couldn’t hide cus the baby girl came as his photocopy. 😂😂
Same hairline, same lips, same eyes, same forehead, same curve legs. 😂😂😂
During my IT I went to stay with my Uncle and his family.
The wife was a Banker.
One night I heard him telling the wife that the Canada process is taking so much from him
Mentally and financially.
She said she got the house.
He should just focus on other stuff
After that night,we started eating good 😊
Not like we weren’t eating good,but she made sure he knew that she meant it when she said she got the house.
They are all in Canada now.
I’ll never understand the concept of not letting your wife work.
Makes no sense to me.
As a man,
there are some clothes you can’t wear and then be jumping on a bike, keke, or bus.
wearing a senator outfit or agbada requires you to drive a car or, at the very least, take an Uber.
some outfits simply weren’t designed for squeezing into public transport.