When someone cook for you and it deadass taste like shit but you want more so you say it taste good so they’ll ask you if you want more. #dankmemes#memes
I don't know everything. But I get questions pertaining to relationships all the time(breakups, looking for that special person, etc, etc) and this is just my take on the topic. Maybe(hopefully) it can help some of you guys and gals. [+]
@FortniteGame: what’s wrong?
Me: nothing
#Fortnite: ok cool
Me: I just think it’s really funny how he can headshot me with a green tac shotgun for 20000 and I headshot him with a pump for 6 but nothing’s wrong.
@ReshKitty Ya dun kno. Gotta look out for the fam. Am I say take your breaths I mean take slow breaths I dunno where your come out from. Take it easy tho.
Me in ethics class
Teacher: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the ce-
Me(thinking): lol remember that scene in spongebob when squidward was playing some shit on e minor and Patrick was excited saying ‘yay e minor’ and as squidward started playing he snored lol.