Deena

Hot mess, nurse, amateur whistler, and music enthusiast. Addicted to coffee, Spotify, and my Kindle.

[Deena @deenarae12]

“His pockets are as big as his dick is long….. TINY!”-when you don’t forget your college hook ups and see who they are 15 years later 🤣🤣

[Deena @deenarae12]

Celine Deon.. she’s opening. You heard of her?
I thought she died.
No, you’re thinking of Selin-A.
#overheard

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Refs In The LSU/Iowa Womens National Championship Need To Be Investigated For This Technical Called on Caitlin Clark While Letting Kim Mulkey Act Like A Damn Toddler On The Sideline https://t.co/GSJNdW8vSE

[Deena @deenarae12]

“Laser hair removal… honestly the best thing I’ve ever done for myself…. Well besides quitting the drinking, smoking, and drugs.”

[Deena @deenarae12]

“I’m sorry, so you are or you are not biopsying a spot on “taint?” -me after using the patient’s descriptive location for a spot or concern.
“I taint doin’ it.”-my doctor #thismydoctorsays #punny

[Deena @deenarae12]

Through it all, it is well. #lyricallove

[Deena @deenarae12]

“I sponsored the damn thing to be served fucking goulash. Noodles, meat, sauce, and corn. That’s fucking goulash… pisses. me. off.”

[Deena @deenarae12]

Is “dickwad” one word or two? #thingsihearphysicianssay

[Deena @deenarae12]

I’m sure he’s a raging leftist but it’d sure be fun to talk about Star Trek and Mag Lites. #overheard #classreunion

[Deena @deenarae12]

You can’t have a stitch in the ditch with a walking foot. #sewtechnical

[Deena @deenarae12]

Okay, the @JuddHoos killed it!! #AmericanSongContest

[Deena @deenarae12]

“Well guess what? I’m your cousin and I will fucking kill you.”

[Deena @deenarae12]

@MileyCyrus High.... currently on forever repeat.

[Deena @deenarae12]

It was a 4 cylinder Jeep with the top off. There was obese black lab in the back with a tactical harness on and the cd was skipping.... all while he’s inside buying a 30 of Busch Lite.

[Deena @deenarae12]

I love that every time I get a pedicure, they seem to be stuck in the year 2000 and the only thing that EVER plays is the pop band M2M. Takes me back to my awkward middle school days....

[Deena @deenarae12]

Deena Rae. Lord that flows like a mother fucking southern country song. #thingsmycoworkerssay

[Deena @deenarae12]

“Connie, you just be quiet. I’ve already had an argument with Mary about Nancy Pelosi and it’s not even noon yet.” -Grandma (a mom will always be a mom)

[Deena @deenarae12]

“Hey Grandma- do you know what a turd burglar is?” -Liam, age 7

[Deena @deenarae12]

@MarenMorris what can I say? 💜💁🏻‍♀️

[Deena @deenarae12]

I lasted 7 days in quarantine without purchasing a single item online. I’m so impressed with myself.