Augustus Rookwood

Danseur. Death Eater. Charmer. Metamorphamagus. Beauxbâtons Boy. Follow?

[Severus Snape @SSnape80]

I am one of the #DEsInSupportofLibya. Give #Gaddafi hell from me, since the Ministry has closed off the apparition zones.

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@The_Bellatrix They are! And I brought coffee as well...and my cappuccino machine.

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@The_Bellatrix @ndoratonks I made muffins and some tea!

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@NDoraTonks @rscrimgeour Oh Merlin indeed! #hnnng

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@NDoraTonks @rscrimgeour He misses me? No clue. But I do have a shapely, sculpted behind.

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@NDoraTonks @rscrimgeour It is! I swear!

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@RScrimgeour @ndoratonks And you have a thing for prison uniforms and shackles you dirty, dirty man!

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@NDoraTonks Whatquoiwhatwhatwhat?!

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@LoonyLoonyLuna #Rotfang is the name of my department's poker club! What even?

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@NDoraTonks @hufflerickett Back off badger wiener jacket. She's mine.#beauxbatonsboyscanscrap

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@NDoraTonks You mean I have to move my voyeur campsite to another place? BOLLOCKS.

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On giant footrest with @the_bellatrix. #notbeingastalker @NDoraTonks

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@NDoraTonks When love required it.

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@NDoraTonks I'm outside with a forklift full of clementines.

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WHY DOESN'T SHE LOVE ME?! @NDoraTonks

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Playing 1700's lullabies to @NDoraTonks with my ukulele.

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Not a gecko, maybe something cute and fluffy? Maybe a baby platypus? Such original creatures.#metamorphamaguspettingzoo

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I think I'll turn into a gecko and shimmy into @NDoraTonks's room. #fooledthedeptofmysteries #nowimlookingforlove

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Hiding with @NDoraTonks in a Muggle furniture store. #metamorphamagus

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@SSnape80 does an amazing Whitney Houston.