Deepak Asher

[Deepak Asher @deepakasher]

Drawing inspiration from the Women’s Reservation Bill, I suggested to the wife that in order to better protect the rights and interests of wives at our home we should increase the seats of wives from 1 to 2. 🤪
Visiting hours are 4 to 6 pm at the hospital where I am admitted. 🥴

[Deepak Asher @deepakasher]

Pope Leo XIV is a man of conviction.
Trump, on the other hand, has several convictions.
Some civil, some criminal.

[Deepak Asher @deepakasher]

The President of the US is praising Allah.
The President of Iran is defending the Pope.
Welcome to 2026.

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I told my wife she should have dinner ready by 8 pm or I'll wreck her kitchen and obliterate her entire family.
To cut a long story short, I don’t get any dinner any more, plus she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free earlier.
She’s such a big loser.

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@IndiaAwakened_ @grok fact check please

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After 1 month of e-learning theory of Open Water Diving, passing tests, quizzes & examinations, 1 day of practical skill practice, 2 days of 4 Open Water Dives, and 1 day of 2 Fun Dives, I am now a certified Open Water Diver by the Professional Association of Diving Instructors.

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While he is in the region, Trump may take a detour to North Korea.
Normally, it is no usual for a President of a country to meet a brainless, egoistic dictator of another country.
But this time, Kim Jong Un may make an exception.

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Well, customers can do something about it. Go to other websites to do their bookings.
MakeMyTrip
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Of late, the booking experience on MakeMyTrip is disgusting.
I have been trying to do a Business Class booking for the past 4 days, but all I get is the error message displayed in the screenshot below.
There is no "help" link or page on their website.

[Deepak Asher @deepakasher]

Customer support only helps you if you have an existing booking. No help is available to fix their broken webpage.
This has been happening for the past 4 days. Call their call centre and they say we have reported it to IT, nothing else we can do about it.

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Breaking News: Pakistan Cricket Board is considering holding a World Cup Final between Pakistan Men’s team and Pakistan Women’s team. That way they are sure the cup will come to Pakistan.

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Preparations Sharmji ke liye ki thi.
Paper Vermaji ne nikaala.
Result: Pakistan fir se fail.
#AsiaCup

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@prakashraaj You need to make yourself worthy of having an intelligent conversation with, first.

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Happy Birthday Modiji

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The winner takes it all.
Vadodara Scrabble Tournament.

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@dhruv_rathee What RaGa has presented is allegations, not evidence. Learn the difference between the two.

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Breaking News:
Trump claims he ended the fight between England and India for the series and ensured it ended in a beautiful draw.

[Deepak Asher @deepakasher]

Did you notice yesterday’s game?
Mohammad and Krishna took four wickets each.
Against a team that was being captained by Pope.
Who writes these scripts?

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Everything is walking distance. It’s just a matter of how much time you have.