Deepak Jalu

A staunch Nationalist. Transporter. Traveler.

[Deepak Jalu @deepakjalu]

@nsitharaman @FinMinIndia @cbic_india @GST_Council @gstindia

Dear all our SRN R44265809. (MCA website)

We have applied for new company formation 8-07-20. Applied #GST. Number is yet not allotted - seems no coordination among different department

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@Mukesh_vala12 Swarg Bapu. Ame pan banavie chie. Bani jay etle Rajkot plan Karo Rotla khavano

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@ImSSanket @Adult_humorr Sodexo Food Card. Fun blast Card

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@KiranKS Continuing HAD mk gandhi has chosen SARDAR instead of nehru. India and Politics would have been way way different

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@m_j_chaudhary1 આમાં કવિ ફુઈ અથવા FUA થી ત્રાહિત હોય એવું દેખાઈ rહ્યું છે

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@Mukesh_vala12 Superb find Bapu

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@smitaprakash Than mam you haven't visit Guj and here we can make all type of DHOSA but not South Indian DOSA. You will find chese loaded DHOSAband what not

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@tehseenp Completely agree with the fqcts

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@tehseenp Sir is hisab toh RG ko politics chod deni chahiye

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@aditiraval Badhi jagyae

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@MyVadodara And it will be back door through Russia. આપડા ગુજરાતી માં કેહવત છે. મુઆ નઈ ને પાશા થયા

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@Mukesh_vala12 Spot On Bapu. Ekdum samjva jevi vat. Jyare ghar na koi vyakti lightbill bachava chalu light pankha bandh kare toh loko eni Majak karta hoi che

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Aptly Summarise

[Prem Soni @ValueWithPrem]

Ahmedabad is a hopelessly boring Tier 2 city. Please don’t move here.

Living here is an absolute nightmare:

• Zero Adrenaline: Women are just casually roaming around at 2 AM eating ice cream without fearing for their lives or dodging intense police naka bandis. Where is the survival thrill?

• No Linguistic Pride: If you don't speak Gujarati, nobody even threatens to beat you up or smash your shop's signboards. They just awkwardly reply in broken Hindi. Absolutely no passion!

• No Traffic Trauma: The roads are so wide and well planned that you actually reach your destination in 20 minutes. How am I supposed to finish my audiobooks or rethink my life choices during a 3 hour bumper to bumper commute?

• Missing Action: Someone bumps into your vehicle, and they just say sorry and pay you instead of pulling out a hockey stick. No street fights, no "Tu jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai." So dull.

• Zero Aesthetic Culture: No underground drug or Udta Punjab vibes. Just boring, safe, sober families existing everywhere.

Honestly, it’s unbearable. Please stay in your happening metro cities, enjoy spending half your life in traffic and keep breathing that sweet AQI 1000 air.

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@Mukesh_vala12 વળી પાછું ચાલુ કરવું લાગે છે તમારે. પછી કંટ્રોલ નહીં રહે કોઈ ના થી

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@Mukesh_vala12 બાપુ ખોટું ના લગાડતા પણ હું જ્યારે CNG અને ડીઝલ ના એક સરખા ભાવ જોવ છું ત્યારે પણ same to same તમારા જેવી ફિલિંગ આવે છે. કાળજુ ઠરવાની 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@rishibagree Welcome to Gujrat. Will be happy to host you

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@Mukesh_vala12 Samsung levay

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@tehseenp To everyone. I m being sarcastic towards @tehseenp bhai. I m his admirer of him because of his constructive oposition views.

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@Mukesh_vala12 @Jasmin_k_12 ખોબલે ખોબલે અભિનંદન. મેરિટ બેઝ ડોક્ટર તેમજ સારા માર્કસ સાથે પાસ થવા માટે. ભગવાન જલ્દી થી MD બનાવે એવા આશીર્વાદ

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@rishibagree Har is understement bhai. Word is SAFAYA hindi main bhi likta hun सफाया