Deepak Misra

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[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

After looking all these videos @imVkohli is not only GOAT he is a BOAT - Bakchod of all time.

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[loca monsi @locamonsi]

@netflix delivers their promise. We got the Dhurandar 1 one the exact day it was promised, @JioHotstar just blueballed everyone by not releasing it on the promised date. Still waiting for #Dhurandhar2‌TheRevenge

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

BJP should take Raghav Chadha in and promote him as their next chief minister candidate if they want to retain this seat which has been disgraced for the capital.

https://t.co/qBjXhs5fCw

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

Condition of #Gurgaon

You love winters? Leave Gurgaon—smog is here!
You love shorts in summers? Leave Gurgaon—mosquitoes are here.
You love rains? Leave Gurgaon—it’s all flooded!
You love to party at night? Come on… it’s Gurgaon!! 😄

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

The way #WestIndies are playing lookalike the champion song rock the nation again.

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

@pepecoineth all my Pepe coins have suddenly vanished on @WazirXIndia

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

#Nepal crowd take a bow. Looks like this match is taking place in Kathmandu.

#ScoVsNep #T20WorldCup2026

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#ScoVsNep is turning out to be more interesting than indPak match

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How in the world is this legal?

That long pause, Waiting for batter to move & release the ball.
It’s like stopping just before taking penalty in ⚽️

& look that chuck, in fact that’s throwing the ball, as he stands & deliver.

https://t.co/kRmbdgnDPj

#ICCMensT20WorldCup2026

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

Govt empls get CGHs cards for subsidised healthcare & other things at (pvt hospitals) which comes out of tax payers money. 5% of India taxpayers should also get this card for subsidised healthcare & other benefits. Also a small % of our tax to invest in SIP as retirement benefits

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#TeamIndia using #INDvsNZ series to put a psychological pressure on all teams before they come to #T20WorldCup2026

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Mitchel santner said in last match that - you need to get atleast 300 against this batting side, #TeamIndia batted today as if they were chasing 300, just showed them that it’s doable.

#INDvsNZ

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Surya ki kirne ab leg side se pure ground pe padne lag gayi hai. Game changed in 2026. Vaini ke advice ka kamaal.

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

Sanju ka samsonite pack karo aur ghar bhejo yashaswi ko laao.
#INDvsNZ

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

Duffy ko tuffy banda diya 🐶🐶

#INDvsNZ

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

Bihari hua kiwi pe bhaari
@ishankishan51

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

Bhai tu yahi coach kar le, #IndianCricket team ko baksh de.

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

@Lenovo_in has the worst customer service and after sales team.
You can’t reach them through their number and the chat box screen gets blank when you type a message there.

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

One more 50 at the top or two 25’s would have done the job.

@imVkohli bhai salute.

Pehle test and now one day series loss with kiwi is a Gambhir samasya.

[Deepak Misra @deepakmisra]

Rana is a run machine.