flora

hi :) | harm reduction now! | pfp: @inkcurry

[flora @deepb1uesea]

hey. do you have an abusive ex-boyfriend or male relative? do you wish he’d just go away? well, for the low, low price of absolutely nothing, i’ll tear his carotid out with my teeth. that’s right. i’ll do that for FREE!

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growing up is realizing the mean lesbian stereotype is harmful and complete bullshit.

maturing is realizing you are a lesbian who is mean.

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i think being 23 is about having absolutely no faith in your future and feeling like everything you have ever done has been absolutely for nothing…. while also having really, REALLY intense feelings about les miserables

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need to bring this one out of the drafts

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just spent like 40 minutes trying to connect my hearing aids to my work phone and personal phone at the same time. i know that young people can wear hearing aids but jesus christ this is not helping my warped perception of aging LMAO

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googled “why do i feel uncomfortable when people are genuine” and got a bunch of results about “being uncomfortable around fake people means you’re an empath”. What If You’re The Fake Person.

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i no longer support argentina 🙂‍↕️

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how do i explain i like argentina in a “i spent 2 years in ib spanish writing an assigned 30 essays about the country bc i was assigned argentina for the 2 year project and so i have an attachment” way and not a virulent racist way. this is about the world cup.

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@ddaengmeongg it’s a long story

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booked my one way ticket back to atlanta yaaaaaaay 🙂‍↕️🔫

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@ddaengmeongg uh. i failed out of grad school and then my grandmother started fr dying and then everything got too expensive and the clinic i work at lost 1/3 of funding,,, and then i realized why am i miserable 4000 miles from my friends when i could be miserable 40 miles from my friends. 🥹

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@ddaengmeongg LISTENNNN i passively support argentine athletics bc i had to write 15k words in high school about their national teams… they’re a problematic like, not even a fav. and im fine with that, but then i open this app and see The Most Racist Shit Ever and i resent those essays lmao

[flora @deepb1uesea]

how do i explain i like argentina in a “i spent 2 years in ib spanish writing an assigned 30 essays about the country bc i was assigned argentina for the 2 year project and so i have an attachment” way and not a virulent racist way. this is about the world cup.

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never before have i understood the allure of smoking cigarettes more than right now

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landed in alaska and immediately started sobbing lol 🥹

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@Cwutebiboi @chvdmod3r you’re spouting bs platitudes without any substance. if you’d actually read fanon you’d know that his framework for race CANNOT be applied to gender without being violently reductionist. what are you advocating for here? a violent overthrow of gender? how do you accomplish that?

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the coolest tattoo artist in the us is in INDIANA killing myself

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not dipping my toe into kpop discourse but as a casual fan what’s the obsession with calling grown women “young girls” and insisting if they’re showing any skin they’re being oversexuallzed and abused. am i too woke for thinking this feels alt right tradfem coded?

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overheard a teenage client today say “my body my choice” in reference to shaving her arm hair bc it looks “gross” when she doesn’t…. ohhhhhh we have lost the motherfucking plot

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@ddaengmeongg the edible did not hep the situation aom.

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currently spiraling because my ear started ringing WAY LOUDER than usual at work after a kid beamed me in the face with a basketball and now i’m trying to not freak the fuck out. surely my hearing loss is never going to get worse. surely an edible will help this situation.