Crypt Keeper

Tales From The Crypto

[Crypt Keeper @deepcryptotales]

#paypal is dead to me.

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@elonmusk Geralt of Rivia

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@elonmusk You have the conch.

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@elonmusk Exactly right… those zombies can’t allow brains let alone talking brains, they must devour all free thinking brains.

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@elonmusk I love your offer to death!

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@elonmusk All the way to Mars and back. Will be a hell of a ride.

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It is time for the crypt to awaken. Rise.

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I think it’s time fellow #Twitter cryptids to start using their #Minds accounts due to the brainless TOS changes those brainless zombies have made. Feeling a little too dark for this #Crypto keeper.

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I can hear #AUDIO coming from the depths of the crypt. Maybe #AUDIUS is arising from the dark.

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@BillyM2k #DOGE is the life of the party in the land of the dead.

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@pplpleasr1 I did that once. My condolences.

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@BillyM2k Another thing I’ve noticed not to do is to drink and tweet as it can bury you deep!

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That bone drying moment you wait on another @elonmusk tweet to fill your crypto coffers into the night.

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@elonmusk You just started a DOGE vs SHIB speculation war.

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Always keep this in mind ghouls and boils.

[PlanB @100trillionUSD]

Casual reminder

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@onemanatatime $100k will bury it back into the earth for a while since the sell price will be gazing into the eager eyes of the greedy.

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#Steam may have axed #NFTs in gaming on their platform for now but I foresee them reversing their grave decision once they discover you can't bury something that is alive all around you.