Rachel or something

im an adult
😎😎😎😎😎
(she/they)

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

I like your posts on Facebook because I don't have to see the response from the internet at large because oh god your replies they hurt me

[Rachel Paige @rachmeetsworld]

I cannot, I repeat I CANNOT, stop watching this video of 22 large teddy bears riding a roller coaster

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

Don't tell me what to do, fartknocker

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

Reminder: don't consume any Vox Media content until they're willing to concede.

[Vox Media Union @vox_union]

Today‘s our last scheduled day of bargaining.

@voxmediainc is still apart from us on:
- competitive wage scales
- strong guaranteed raises
- better severance
- subcontracting work

We’ve decided we’re not showing up to work today until we resolve these issues.

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

@anselzz You came prepared.

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

@briamgilbert the intro to the dark souls video my god I cheered

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

These white guys are talking about how many guns they have and I need to leave

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

@JasonAndDeb for the love of God it's 10 DAYS

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

@JasonAndDeb I'll make you a meatloaf you giant baby

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

@101x y'all good? radio silence (pardon the pun) for the last 15 min

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

I wish meme comps would stop stressing how hot Thanos is like please I don't need this cursed thought

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

@Nailexe Not sure if that was a complete thought or you meant to add "dead" at the end, but both work tbh

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

@PrincessRonald You got your wish, it was me

[Goth Ms. Frizzle @spookperson]

@AnnCoulter it's ok ann one day you'll find another person that's a knockoff leather handbag full of scorpions and copies of mein kampf

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

girl are you ok?? baaaaahahahahaha https://t.co/hn4ocohv7c

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone. Now Rubio is demanding that we also fund happy families with children who fill their days with joy.

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

yo @AjitPaiFCC turn on your location, I just wanna talk

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

My mom got to wear her favorite outfit for School Picture Day #teachasaurusrex #pictureday #funny

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

Probably the biggest upside to using the women's restroom is can eat a fun size milky way in the stall and no one is the wiser. #crinkle

[Rachel or something @deepdishbooty]

@austinenergy okay guys haha joke's over, I think 53 hours without power is long enough, turn my A/C back on pls