Deep Fried Blake

It’s your favorite (probably not) breaker! Figured this would be a good way to keep the DFB Account less busy. Follow @deepfriedbreaks for all break stuff!

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@RGIII I too have removed myself from the process due to prior military commitments

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@KevinScarbinsky @AuburnFootball Can’t spell agriculture without cult

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@LMannyon @male1gr @PSU_TK Did you really just try and jump Spieth, Fowler and Dustin Johnson in with Tiger and Rory?

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@nickbateman33 So like they owe him money? Or there’s just not a prize on this game, period.

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

Does that say “Pro”?
The fine folks from the fambleh have repeatedly told me a pro is why they’re not in the tournament.

Guess it’s totally different though, huh?

[Jon Chepkevich @JonChep]

NEWS: Narcisse Ngoy has committed to Auburn in the class of 2026, his agent Herman Manakyan of Fusion Sports tells DraftExpress.

The 2004-born French big man is the most productive player in Pro B.

10.8 points, 11.7 rebounds, 2.6 blocks per game while shooting 70+% from the field.

Boasts NBA center-caliber physical tools as a 7-footer with a 7’7” wingspan and 9’6 ½" standing reach.

80 dunks in 29 games this season.

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@JacklegTweeter @Auburnanytime Won’t be tomorrow!

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@chxnluh @a_bullock9 Ummm, no? You haven’t beaten us in basketball in over a year or football since before Covid

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

Hahahahahaha

[Auburn Basketball @AuburnMBB]

Congrats, Coach 🫡 👏

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

We’re arresting people for WEED in the year 2026. Welcome to the state of Alabama. Thanks, I hate it here.

[Mike Rodak @mikerodak]

Alabama basketball player Aden Holloway was arrested this morning on a first-degree possession of marijuana charge after a search of a residence by the West Alabama Narcotics Task Force, according to a Tuscaloosa police spokesperson.

https://t.co/zLXhdp5D8M

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@jrptigers I’m sure y’all all had the exact same response when Nick Saban went on campaigning for Alabama to make the CFP

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@USAF_oif_VET @UCBarstool Well no shit he’d take it.

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@The_Barnyard0 Oklahoma is certainly not the battle you want to pick

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

Would this still be considered “loving the university”?

[Matthew Wallace @mattwallaceAU]

Fans are heading out of Neville Arena in a 7-point game with 50 seconds to go.

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

I’m sure Tennessee fans will see no issue with their fan standing over Mallette after diving for a loose ball.
Although if roles were reversed Clay Travis would call for the FBI to raid Tuscaloosa

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

Imagine losing to the team on the right

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@bfkoontz @Coop_A_Loop57 @BabysitterBari Funny how that works. Such a stand up guy though

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

lol

[On3 @On3]

Georgia LBs Chris Cole and Darren Ikinnagbon arrested on charges of Reckless Driving and Speeding in Athens…

Details: https://t.co/hbWQs58ZNE

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

I bet all those teams that were also gunning for Steven Pearl’s services are really kicking themselves right now

[Deep Fried Blake @deepfriedblake]

@BabysitterBari State. Hysterical