abel

zigged when I should’ve zagged

[abel @deepfriedboi]

What she sees vs what I see

[abel @deepfriedboi]

@benjaminlaflare Low key be tearing up when I see his family updates on facebook

[abel @deepfriedboi]

@benjaminlaflare Not crazy if shun did it

[abel @deepfriedboi]

Launch an Oreshnik at Toronto

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨REPORT: About 9,000 sex workers are expected to come to Toronto during the World Cup.

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

If all you had to do was storm HR with a machine gun and shoot them all to death I promise you that 26 year olds would be less anxious about work.

[abel @deepfriedboi]

@SitInMyTruck Tig*

[abel @deepfriedboi]

@SitInMyTruck One of these bad boys. Water cooled together welder. Can find them cheap on marketplace.

[abel @deepfriedboi]

24 hours until we’re fishing 😎

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Blue raspberry pineapple spear by the dazzling blue sea 👍

[abel @deepfriedboi]

@SitInMyTruck I’ll add this to the list of things I need

[🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 @JoshLekach]

Faggot

[abel @deepfriedboi]

Doctors are going to be walking around with keychains made of toes in 5 years

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Creators of the viral "Kool-Aid Pineapple" snack are now expanding the product line with Kool-Aid Applesauce.

[abel @deepfriedboi]

Yeah I get why that frozen burrito was 1.79

[Surfbort Cowboy🌲 @surfbortcowboy]

The biggest pussies you know have something to say about the outdoors

blocked

[NICE THOM @DJFartOnTheBeat]

Bitches be orderin that caniac combo and u can hear that lincoln in yo pocket whimperin

[abel @deepfriedboi]

Absolutely hate that new builds in Arizona have almost no backyard

[abel @deepfriedboi]

@revenant_MMXX Not to mention the black mold behind their bathroom walls and rodent infestation growing in their junk piles.

[abel @deepfriedboi]

It’s obviously the one with the giant sword tattoo between her tits

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Zoomer men be like "Hm, which of these young ladies would be most suitable as the mother of my children: The one with the demon goat skull tattoo between her tits, or the one with the hissing snake tattooed between her tits?"

[Uubzu v4 @uubzu]

DON’T SEND ME BACK TO INDIA, SAAR! YOU WANT TO SEE ME EAT A HAMBURGER? I WILL EAT A RAW HAMBURGER RIGHT NOW

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Richard Nixon enjoying some boy kibble and a white monster