Eoghan

Irish living in Germany over 15 years. Father of 2. Darts. Manchester United. Schalke 04.

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

@potatoslav Hidden Valley is on Amazon for a few euro I’ve been buying it for years.

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

Classic 🤣🤣🤣

[Püppi 🛟⚓️❤️🛟⚓️❤️ @babsi1215572]

😅😅😅😅

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

New Penny documentary is going to be sick

[German Embassy London @GermanEmbassy]

50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning.

After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20mins milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

@dazi180turtle Darts TikTok is the worst. Full of experts since the Littler explosion. Lol at the Koto full kit recommendation

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

Imagine this sad cunt tweeting this from
India

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇩🇪 Meanwhile in Berlin, Germany

The German capital is complete mess right now, following the warzone that was New Year’s Eve, where indigenous Germans were afraid to leave their own homes due to the Muslim take over of the City, Far Left Radical Antifa then attacked the Power Grid and large parts of the city are still in complete blackout.

Police are now travelling from neighbourhood to neighbourhood instruction citizens to stay somewhere else if they can, because their Heat Pumps are now at risk of exploding from power outages.

Germany is so cooked. All by design.

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

Why would you post a video of Poland when discussion Germanys salt situation you absolute fucking toerag

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

HOLY SH*T!

🇩🇪Germany, following its eco-radical agenda, has imposed restrictions and is banning private citizens from spreading traditional road salt on sidewalks and paths, punishing anyone who dares with fines.

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

@dartingupdates Titanium is your answer

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

@slotcoffee @RickRoss @bitfortune Degenerate is the word

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

Big up Martha Root.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

An investigative journalist infiltrated a white supremacist dating site & made them fall in love with an AI.

She created a website with over 8k profiles and placed them on a map, exposing users from very different regions of the world.

You can click your city to see them 🧵

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

Great take. Seen someone say it was the best worlds ever and you can tell they have watched 2 of them. It was one of the worst in my memory. Not many standout games.

[Ben Coley @BenColeyGolf]

Littler amazing, tournament a bit meh wasn't it. Two of the last 25 matches and 0 of the last 16 matches went the distance. No nine-darter. Feels like one of those renewals of the Masters where someone (Scheffler, lately) wins by the time they've made the turn on Sunday.

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

If you are a parent of a small child and don’t own a lifevac then please buy one now. I own two and one comes everywhere with us.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Cops save choking four year old boy using a special device called Lifevac. Kid gives a hug ❤️

The officer bought the device personally with his own money for times like this.

https://t.co/k2HhIXgh60

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

Yanks with backward dates will never seize to amaze me

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

RIP Dry January 2026, 1/1/26-1/2/26. We tried.

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

I last stepped foot on a Deutsche Bahn in 2010 and I never ever will again and I’m not joking. If I wanted to he launched across the planet on a metal dildo that smells of piss and I’m guaranteed to be late then I’d just take shrooms again.

[breanna 🇺🇸🇩🇪 @txgermanbre]

This is like the worst experience. So, the Deutsche Bahn cancels our train, and then we go get new tickets, DB says, sit where you want, so we sit and this guy comes up and is like, we reserved this, leave. And I’m like ok that’s fine, but why the f did DB do this shit

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

What kind of question is this

[Darts Behind The Oche 🎯 @DartsBehindThe]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝗜𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲? 🎯🔥🏆

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

@dazi180turtle It could be one of the very few times to be fair due to his draw. I just couldn’t back it at evens though. Tipico in Germany had him at 15/8 I believe which was much tastier

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

Hindsight is a fantastic thing but it’s actually a -ev bet. I’d be looking for higher odds to evens relative to the estimated probability of winning (20-30%). Obviously he’s a specimen but evens isn’t a good bet in a sport of such high variance for a winner in such a big field.

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

Good luck to you. Exact same thing happened to us in Winter 2012 in Berlin. Temps reached -20 overnight and we had no power. I’ve actually owned a Jackery ever since and I have it fully charged always Incase of it. Glad ye are safe.

[Celia @CeliaBedelia]

We are safe and warm in a hotel tonight, and I know how fortunate we are. I said to my husband earlier, “People are going to die because of this.”

There are so many people who can’t afford a hotel or aren’t able to leave their homes easily. My dad is a paraplegic, and power outages mean his wheelchair can’t be charged and his medications can’t be refrigerated.

My son regularly visits the nursing home in our neighborhood, and he’s been worried about the residents there all day. If power isn’t restored until Thursday, that’s five full days (possibly six) without electricity. On top of that, phone service has been affected by the blackout. Combined with the weather forecast for the week, it feels like an incredibly dangerous situation.

(Temps below in Celsius and Fahrenheit)

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

Congrats to whoever took the odds though.. must feel like free money lol

[Eoghan @deepfriedcrime_]

lol none of you would have survived Berlin winter 2012.

[Mayukh @mayukh_panja]

Fuck this is insane. This prediction actually came true. The coldest days in recent memory have arrived and this happens almost like clockwork.
Germany really needs to get its act together. I think the time for complacency is over.