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Three Time Autism Allegation Defeater

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They should make an old school Google ala old school runescape (OSRS) where things are fun and not dystopian and you don't need to boil the ocean to learn how to properly boil tagliatelle without the ends bring mush and the middle being crunchy

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@tessgifto He's just in love with you

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Taylor Swift needs to sit down occasionally

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@tessgifto Fight club (I'm a guy its the only book I read that wasn't compulsory)

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@tessgifto You and coolwhip

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@tessgifto He's a loser dump him

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@tessgifto You need to reclaim ketchup

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I am a real man not a bot stop following me and elon stop sending me spam notifications I only want notifications from the two most important people in the world @JohnHinckley20 and @tessgifto no one else please

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@tessgifto A 120million dollar three legged dog with rabies

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I know how to watch movies

[Local Idiot @deepfrieddogsh1]

At most Jay Z may have been a sperm donor, which explains his resemblance to Blue Ivy.

[Local Idiot @deepfrieddogsh1]

I will never be convinced that Jay Z actually bagged Beyonce, and that any time Beyonce sings about "Jay Z" she isn't talking about her lesbian wife Jennifer Zemeckis. I think they're each other's beards and that any relationship between them has only been to satisfy the media.

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Friend just told me that me in their shroom trip told a joke and they laughed laughed biggest compliment I've ever gotten

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The cheeks are the knees of the face

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@tessgifto I accidentally bought large bottles of Pantene Pro-V Curl Perfection Shampoo and Conditioner (0% Parabens) :(

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@tessgifto She's a titan of pooetry

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@tessgifto Continue

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Testestessa

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Just remember that Nathan Fielder taught her everything she knows

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