Sarah Burkhalter

it's whatever you want, really. instagram:@ladyburkhalter

[Annoyance Theatre NY @AnnoyanceNY]

930PM - YOU DO YOU hosted by @deepfriedsarah feat @FrankE_Skittles @ThePedroLee @flacktory & more!

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

Why does tumblr hurt my brain so much?

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

Happy Holidays from the laziest Burkhalter, Elfie. ☃🐶 #hello #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #hello… https://t.co/PbwaYJ04Mi

[Film School Shorts @FilmSchoolShort]

ONLINE PREMIERE: a father-to-be practices parenting with a classic high school experiment. https://t.co/VFAqtOF78x

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

I know they technically are performing but I feel real uncomfortable looking at flight attendants while they do their safety bit. #flyhome

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

We did it #unitedmaintenance! WE DID IT!

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

Honestly, putting on a jacket while seated on an airplane is one of the more challenging things we do as humans. #homeforxmas #flyingfortune

[Annoyance Theatre NY @AnnoyanceNY]

You know @brooklynmag ain't wrong! We are a great Xmas gift! Or Chanukah gift! Or non denominational gift! 🎉🌟😎🎁https://t.co/77lP9hQUk7

[Brooklyn Magazine @brooklynmag]

47 Brooklyn gifts for the lover of experiences, not things https://t.co/FxYsphOcFl

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

Now selling Baloo's autograph circa '98 in my etsy shop! Follow the profile to the mink. Bayfest… https://t.co/7tKFQrzMZp

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

Salesgal swears she's obsessed with the mango coconut dry shampoo. 2 hrs in & all I got is a dryass scalp that reeks of butter. #sephorafail

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

I wonder how much time I waste looking for this emoji: 🔫 when it's not under "frequently used". #ibettheabswerwillfrightenme

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

A warrior for the babies? Well, I'd say! https://t.co/DW25V6GIN8

[The New York Times @nytimes]

"I’m a warrior for the babies," Planned Parenthood shooting suspect shouts in Colorado https://t.co/eiYb6PiNQf

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

Teens only have millions of followers because all of their friends are on it too. This is their MySpace. #notfair #whymycousinwinsagain

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

Don't miss Zsa Zsa GaBOING's Christmas Charity Concert tonight at 9:30pm @AnnoyanceNy with @jonbander @kdara @flacktory @JarrBay and MORE!

[Annoyance Theatre NY @AnnoyanceNY]

This weekend! Shows on shows ya'll! Comedy from @dylsauce @SJandGinny @tonyzaret @sdesiena @deepfriedsarah & more!

[New York New Works @NYNWTheatreFest]

Congrats to our finalists! http://t.co/W4IYTKXML8

[Sarah Burkhalter @deepfriedsarah]

After sharing 3 bottles of wine with Tammy and Larry at the #swineandwinefestival, I'd say they have a renewed faith in #generationY

[Joe Minchik @joeminchik]

Lots of love for this hilarious cast. @deepfriedsarah @johnaustinwiggi @nationalmom @GeoffGrimwood @NYNWTheatreFest