me : omg wow something is wrong with my body my stomach hurts so much owwie blah this sucks what did i do to deserve this i should go to a doctor this isn’t normal
also me : oh yes 8 servings of hummus in one sitting what a delicious and nutritious meal this is awesome
it’s my time of the month and by that i mean it’s the time when i go through my texts and reply to the 88 messages i’ve been neglecting for the past 30 days.
i was h**king up w a guy last night and legit stopped to show him that mazzy star live performance of fade into you and then stopped to show him my strava i can’t deal with myself anymore