Shower Thoughts

Account that mirrors the best posts from r/ShowerThoughts, every 2 hours - Made by @sadposting

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Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself). Read more in the comments.

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The last ever thought for a hell of a lot of people will just be a single swear word

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Quantum describes matter at the smallest subatomic scales. A "quantum leap forward" should really mean the smallest and most insignificant advance possible.

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Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself). Read more in the comments.

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Tattoos in the Harry Potter universe can move and be animated

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Dr house must be forever constipated from all the codeine he takes. That explains why he's always so grumpy.

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As stupid as you might think fashion is getting, we still haven’t seen someone with unibrow shave everything but the connecting middle

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Reddit Is Killing Third-Party Applications (And Itself). Read more in the comments.

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There's no such thing as scarcity when speaking about digitally created and distributed assets.

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Reddit Is Killing Third-Party Applications (And Itself)

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Having the same breakfast every day is considered normal. Having the same dinner every night is considered bizarre.

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Judges, with their wigs and hammer, being referred to as 'Justice' and addressed by 'Your Honor' are cosplaying in a period piece and we are going with it like it is perfectly natural.

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Someone has counted the highest without skipping a number.

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Centaurs have two rib cages…

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Red hats, at least in the U.S, have been ruined forever.

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Threesomes are going to become more prevalent, not because of sexual desire but because soon it will take three working incomes to afford a house.

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So many sites are going to have a content drought during the 48 hour blackout

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Camping couldn't exist until humanity invented not-camping.

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Everyone is aware step-sibling porn titles are fake but creators still make them

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The other side of your skin is wet