Vipul’s Basement Dweller

safest texter and driver in Jersey

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

@TedPilmer @DanClarkSports @grok explain this

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@ I just signed up for Golf Memberships at Summit DCP https://t.co/ahtE4fcqJ2

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

Keegan should pick himself but not play a session until Sunday singles

[Shane Ryan @ShaneRyanHere]

When they announced Keegan's captaincy, the absolute nightmare PR scenario was him ending up around 10th in the standings, not an auto-pick, not a definite no, just in the shadow zone where picking himself would be perfectly debatable and a big distraction. Folks, here we are!

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

g0 To tHe d0cToR

$40 and 90 minutes to fill out 13 forms, repeat yourself to two doctors and be told to rest hydrate and wait it out

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

No clue what “gut health” is but man mine is terrible, I just know it

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

@Naterade0 This is correct

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

A city 7 is a Hoboken 8

But a NYC 8 Guinness is a Hoboken 6

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

@ChelseaChapNYC I would think it’s due to how long it takes in the oven. Hard to make to order

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

There’s a terrible paradox between how delicious chicken pot pie is and how rare it is to see on a restaurant menu

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

@MattGinella Most of the personalities who would excel in this format are on LIV, and the PGA's best personalities are not top 20 players (Thomas, Homa, Min Woo, Dahmen)

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

@MattGinella Matt, to me, here's the elephant that nobody wants to address: most of the top TOUR players are dorks, and their personalities won't draw viewership. The tech and broadcast last night were nearly perfect - the players' banter was the only cringy part of the viewing experience.

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

Redecorated my house tonight and realized just how much I’m missing a club championship trophy

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

@RaviBhalla you don’t need to be paying for porn on sketchy sites. There’s plenty of good stuff for free. DM me

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

A $20 airport beer is worth every penny and often times it feels like a good deal

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

So emotionally numb I had AI draft a note on a wedding gift card today. In my defense, four family members went before me and took all the good lines

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

@livvydunne @sydney_sweeney @NellyKorda if you’re gonna be at the Dave Matthews concert at MSG in a couple weeks, respectfully, don’t talk to me. Need to be locked in

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

The quarterback of the Villanova football team was in my freshman year public speaking class and his “how to” speech on reading a defense was the best takeaway from my college education

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

Thursday Mulligans tab is clean as a 😗🎶

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

I’m getting the candy bowl ready the night before and telling my roommates they can’t touch it cause it’s for Halloween @lorrainebowyer

[Vipul’s Basement Dweller @deepjerseyroots]

New York and Quebec(??) license plates ruined what could have been an iconic New Jersey photo