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[mariposa @deeplusbee]

I wish people were as eager to phone bank and canvass as they are about leaving angry reviews at restaurants.

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck off

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

@fartdad87 follow me back

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

Why go spend money at an amusement park when you could just brush up on Victorian-era history for virtually free?

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

it takes 2 hours to put on an outfit and less than a minute to take it all off and just stay tf home

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

A solid bang on the wall will almost always shut a loud neighbor up.

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

You should sit this one out.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I am currently inside a dumpster where everything is warm and dark and I have no idea what is happening outside of it and I do not know how long I have been in here or how long the pale glow of small green eyes have stared at me.

I am a bear.

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

@charli_xcx I will always love you

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

uuuuuummmmmmm paying with a gift card does NOT exempt you from tipping ya ding dongs!

[Emoji Aquarium @EmojiAquarium]

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[mariposa @deeplusbee]

Check your white feminism. Do you understand why WOC aren't mourning RBG's passing on social media?

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

instead of tipping waiters based on performance, hb we just perform based on your tip. it'd be a lot more fair imo.

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

200,000+ dead and counting. And we haven’t had so much as a national moment of silence. I guess they just didn’t die the right way.

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

@Aaron_Winter87 :(
Wish u the best homie g

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

mmmmm I guess there's much to say, but I'll leave it at this: Las mujeres de mi vida que me han apoyado han visto lo peor de mi, y son las mismas que ma han jalado de allí. Sin su amor y tenacidad, quien sabe... no sentiría la felicidad que siento ahora. Gracias. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

Getting older, I'm feeling more and more like A Little Less Want My Mom + Tias When I'm Sad and A Little More Need My Mom + Tias When I'm Happy bc hot damn

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

Just in case y'all don't know what I'm talking about. Here is Mexico's teen pop sensation of the early 21st century. #RBDisBack
https://t.co/dyYMZlsUW0

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

Me ayer: "Esté Corazon"
Me hoy: "Aún Hay Algo"
@RBD_oficial #RBDisBack

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

I want to thank The Cosmos and whomever suggested RBD come back!!! I'm listening to nothing but REBELDE from now till the end of the world (or till they drop a new album HINT HINT) #RBDisBack

[mariposa @deeplusbee]

idk dude
has anyone tried spaghetti and maple syrup like in Elf?
I've been craving it all night but I'm like
never had it before but it could be aight