dr gay colette

yeah i support dei: DA EAGLES INDASUPERBOWL

lvbtqij+ edgecombe supporter
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[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

unfortunate news for my feet and sciatica that wearing heels to work makes me feel incredibly confident and powerful. im tall and you hear me coming. be scared bitch

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

a little drunk thinking ab the way narratives throughout existence tell a story that seems so perfect they must be crafted by hand but then like aardvarks in captivity get debilitating teeth issues bc their teeth grow in rectangular cones. intelligent design is bull

[🧷 @whycarolzinea]

gif of the year

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

i was like 13 when i learned thats speculation and both claimed they were ab very much unrelated people and i told him and he was like "ehhhhhhhhhhhh nah"

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

i frequently tell people i was raised on the beatles as much as i was raised catholic but its essential everyone understands that my father was ahead of the curve in his beatles obsession. and by that i mean he thought lennon and mccartney had a tragic era defining love story

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

trying to find an old tweet of mine and instead discovered that when i took a lot of benadryl the night before i started my job i was so moved by oh yoko! by john lennon i tweeted almost identical sentiments ab it like hours apart. mental illness love

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

my father straight up told me at a young age jealous guy was ab paul and dear boy was ab john i had no idea that wasnt confirmed canonical fact he was brainwashing me from birth

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

you must understand that i got the adhd from my father whos been obsessed with the beatles so severely his entire life that for a bit when i was roughly my mother temporarily banned him from speaking ab them. like no beatles talk in the house. mind you she is also a fan

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

trying to find an old tweet of mine and instead discovered that when i took a lot of benadryl the night before i started my job i was so moved by oh yoko! by john lennon i tweeted almost identical sentiments ab it like hours apart. mental illness love

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

@chefbriere you locked yourself in the closet with them girl

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

@chefbriere may new england not find out until its too late 🙏

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

i dont have energy for this rn

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Garafolo: AJ Brown stopped by Eagles facility to say goodbye and signed his picture on the wall with:

"The best to ever play here. Always open."

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

@ryancooglerfan genuinely like i love tourists i love cultural exchange i love globalism come to my city i love it!!! but sweet lord our public trans barely runs properly on a normal day

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

if this fucks with my commute im going to become an anti soccer fundamentalist

[Action News on 6abc @6abc]

Philadelphia prepares for World Cup crowds as transit concerns and excitement grow https://t.co/4Z6VBaOIKC

["Dena" @bikemamadelphia]

So everything that happened in the gayborhood last evening, are we going to get the Parker that ignores the problems or the Parker who yells it was some how our fault.

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

@chefbriere me tooooooo

[a 💯 @alcarazyap]

alexander zverev should not be given this opportunity and shame on the ATP tour for letting him remain on this circuit. https://t.co/J0f8ezT2uR

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

watching the rg final with my dad (only watches slam finals) and he was like woooah type 1 diabetes representation?? and i had to be like no no no thats devil incarnate dont claim him

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

no one can just tear their meniscus when it would undeniably be karmically just

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

@chefbriere oomfchella idea

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities