Sandeep

quick-witted and quick wit it. she/her.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack.

[misa! @misak1nz]

getting an angel boyfriend as a man hater

[Tony @songsfortony]

that’s a good 75. see what being miserable and messy get you. YEARS OF YOUTH

[ravn @mfnravn]

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

[Kiraaa @Rosaria__lxm]

me starting off my wedding vows like:

[Kuri @popeyaoiXIV]

getting fomo from the conclave

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

Tik tok being back after a 14 hour social media break like Selena Gomez

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

i’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke

[Sandeep @DeepsBhangu]

@action_ap Please send it :) Thank you!

[Sandeep @DeepsBhangu]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway Shimmer ✨

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

I would die for my friends. But I draw the line at messaging them back within a reasonable amount of time

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing the lords work (judging)

[Sanjee Baksh @S__Baksh]

When someone asks you to read the ekg

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

my multiverse of madness

[Alexis “Bring Back Bunheads” Wilson @sassyblackdiva]

You come to me on my night of making fun of how rich people dress and overturn abortions?

[Dr. Amy, Psy.D. @DrAmyPsyD]

When I say, "Does that make sense?", it's not because I don't think you're smart. It's because I think that I am incoherent.

[abby govindan @abbygov]

need a relationship like Tom Holland and Zendaya (he posts about me obsessively every minute of every day, I barely acknowledge his existence)