Kraken Jim

Deep sea funk monster, spinning dope tunes to the apocalypse. Let it burn, y’all.

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@SheTalksFinance Do it. You won’t regret it. It’s the coolest tech I’ve ever had. I use it all the time. 97% of my 12,000 are using fsd so far. I can’t imagine owning another car as a daily driver now.

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@DrDebraSoh Better to be honest so men aren’t wasting their time.

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@GIFs_22 Sweden and Brazil are a tie. Then Japan.

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@americannative_ This is a great idea. Might make my own version and start selling. 🤑

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@jeremyct Your friend doesn’t deserve it. Tell him to build his own. There are still plenty of opportunities out there for those willing to take them.

Btw, i bought a decent house outside Dallas in 2024 for $84k. It’s not impossible. Stop crying and take care of ur business.

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@VBogenholm @linabca87 28 is still fairly young. She presumably has no kids and less baggage. She can lose weight.

With no mention of their financial status men would still be mostly voting the same way. It’s not about money at all.

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@linabca87 Its between the first two, but there are some real questions. Is the fat one willing to lose weight? How many kids does number 1 have? Is she smart? Submissive? Peaceful? Is she an awesome mom? This picture doesnt offer enough to decide.

But probably the fat millionaire. 😂

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@jeremyct Your friend is bad with money

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@Olivia_5591 The Asian one.

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@BoomerDivvies I don’t tip anymore. Ever. It’s gotten out of hand in the US. Time to correct it. Unless I’m getting some kind of insanely above average service you get nothing extra.

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@mattvanswol The left is lost.

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@MyolLife @SawyerMerritt They should. I called and had mine adjusted today. Two weeks till delivery. 🤞

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@edtadros @SawyerMerritt I got so lucky. Ordered mine with FSD the days ago. Called today and got the 0.99% added. 🙏

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@erdoerdemm @SawyerMerritt You def can road trip but i get the anxiety. If there was 500+ miles of range a lot more ppl would go for it. But even at 300 miles it’s not bad if you don’t mind stopping to charge for 40 minutes every few hours.

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@TelsaTim_All_In @culbert @SawyerMerritt I ordered my premium rwd on the 12th. Called today and they were able to update financing to 0.99% without affecting my FSD purchase. Just give them a call.

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@michelletandler @the_jefferymead Same boat!

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@johnthomason @itskyleconner Isn’t this Tesla’s fault though? Why not just rename it lane keep assist? That’s what it actually is. This confusion was avoidable from the start.

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@MSantostefano @SawyerMerritt I don’t think people are upset about the subscription for FSD. I think the removal of lane centering is a big L for Tesla.

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@noahgendas @Silliesoo @SawyerMerritt Stop gaslighting. Many people find autopilot very helpful even if not perfect. Tesla’s own data shows it is 6.4x safer than without.

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@SteelyRivers @JoshWest247 @SawyerMerritt It’s not cheaper than autopilot which came with the car. More traffic accidents and fatalities will occur so Tesla can maximize profits.