Mark Albury

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@SWWHelp

Your contractors have just dug up my drive with no prior warning and left a mess and very poor tarmac reinstatement.

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@BBCCornwall @ChurchfieldJE "It's going to cause traffic jams at Hayle", no one east of Hayle cares! "All that to save 10 mins travel",10 mins in August?🤦‍♂️, "all that farmland", progress (obvs not for Hayle) has a cost, unfortunately, "could have done it better." - I've read civil engineering for dummies!

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@CORMACltd @DC_Police @PZCouncil Perhaps you could use more substantial protection, you know, like the money making... sorry, I mean the safety cameras get?

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@CornwallLive Ah boo hoo. Cry me a river!

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@BBCCornwall Breaking news....Man takes a bus. Journalism at its finest! 🤦‍♂️

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@BBCSpotlight It'll fail at the last minute!

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@CornwallLive 🐑 🐑 🐑

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@CornwallLive Who'd have thought, the duchy being greedy! 🤔

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@ICC sort yourselves out with the rules for bad light... change is needed if you fossils don't want to see the death of test cricket!!

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@CornwallLive Oh 💩

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@CornwallLive Yeah...its just like Beirut!! 🤦

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@148Matt Nothing better than to watch the mighty self indulgent fail....

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@CornwallLive Should the Royals be allowed?

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@CornwallLive Not so much 'out of control' then......

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@DevonLiveNews Will it also cause Fuel and Christmas food shortages? I think you've missed a trick here to cause panic amongst the gullible!

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@CornwallLive Don't use big words like journalism to describe the 💩 you put out!!

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@CornwallLive Were they with Elvis? 🤦

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@CornwallLive 30% cheaper 💩.

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@WestBriton Hopefully the leach and his dragon don't get one at all!

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@DevonLiveNews I'd be surprised if most people in Devon could even read it!! 🤔