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hakuna matata

[d @deepteaux]

the @getnickwright and @Money23Green beef seems so coated with some kind of mutual advertisement business handshake situation

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are ducks called ducks bec they duck in and out of the water ????

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@ringer @KevinOConnorNBA @BillSimmons what do you think of a marcus smart spencer dinwiddie trade?? both the mavs and celtics get better imo

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such a pathetic state of affairs that students decide to take their problems, however unfounded, to twitter rather than engage with it in class - the lack of freedom AFTER speech and threat of repercussions curtail freedom of speech entirely by forcing people to filter themselves

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Dear @narendramodi, could you please tell @dpradhanbjp & @EduMinOfIndia to monitor the @JindalGlobalUNI syllabus. Here “professor” Arijeet Ghosh is teaching his students why they should refer to Kashmir as Indian Occupied Kashmir.

[Tanu Shree Singh @tanu75]

@Iyervval @narendramodi @dpradhanbjp @EduMinOfIndia @JindalGlobalUNI This trend of tapping in to classrooms is extremely sad& dangerous. College education is meant to open dialogue,discussion, disagreements & not instil fear in the minds of teachers and the taught.Disagree with a teacher? Challenge in class.Not this.Not here.

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boss

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have y'all noticed how guys have a whole vocabulary specifically for wishing each other on birthdays??

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big man

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hbd king

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can we pls have two time zones what's even going on this can't be 5:30

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don't do the cabbage patch

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being cool at parties 101

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keep your glass in your hand when you're dancing it's the best prop. unless you're doing the cabbage patch.

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carry a lighter for the convenience and a matchbox for the aesthetic

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jk pls dont expel me

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what's the deal with the blatant objectification of girls by combat sports?? like they just pose on screen like some kind of eye candy and people seem to just be okay w it

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what is with parents and newspapers??? like we're sanitising our cheese slices but no this paper containing content that's available online anyway and has exchanged hands 20 times is FINE let's bring it into our house and then use it to gift-wrap presents also

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does anyone know how to turn off the grammar check in microsoft word it keeps telling me that my sentence can be written in a more concise manner like I know bro but who is going to fill out my 3000 word minimum limit

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@internshipjgu the most surreal thing ive seen in a sports match ever

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@13MangoJuice nice keep up the good work 👍

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toughest part about being a jindal student is having to wait for housekeeping to respond to our room cleaning request on collpoll #thestruggleisreal