Tom

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

[CFA @cfa_2004]

Game postponed due waterlogged pitch. We go again next week.

#UpTheCFA

[🇺🇦 Vickie Wells @vickie_wells]

Well done Jade- HCA if the month - not decade 😜@Damian_Roland @Leic_hospital

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

It's cool, I didn't even want us finish top 4 🤦‍♂️

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

@mavtweetz Cheers mate, it's just another day at the office 😅

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

@TomDaveChubs Haha thankfully he's too young to know what's what yet. But if I have to suffer he does too 😅

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

@TomDaveChubs True. Didn't look like they gave a fuck til going 1 down though

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

@govaria_i @cfa_2004 @hafejee7 @04CFA No worries Gov, I know its your job to make the gaffer look good 😂

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

@TomThacker41 also saw Brown Tom crossing at the traffic lights before the gig. I was the nut job hanging out a car window shouting😂👍

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

@Sum41 in Leicester tonight! You guys killed it as always... @JoeyThuggz @BlaneSmiggy

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

@JoeyThuggz

[Chris Morris Bits @Morris_Bits]

Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan reports from Brussels (The Day Today)

[Tom Todhunter @tdhntr]

Ronaldo:
- Playing in a league that hasn’t been competitive for a decade, where he’s being outscored by Fabio Quagliarella and a lad who cost €3m from Cracovia
- Eliminated from the CL by a team that cost less than his yearly salary to assemble

Messi:
- Still doing madnesses 🐐

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

@MattPandaAnnis Having multiple leaders on the pitch is never a bad thing mate, Hendo would be the same with or without the band

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

Portuguese Shearer strikes again!

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

Just like to take a minute to appreciate how lucky Jade is... 😂
In other news, she is a babe! 😘 https://t.co/eI06Ekp3Mn

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

@MattPandaAnnis

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

VAR is needed as controversy dogs the latest round of 'Culverhouse'

@MaxRushden and @BGlendenning in the biggest clash of the weekend.

Rules are on the website 💻

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

💩

[Tom @deepthinfryer]

And the little boy was all tuckered out! 😴😴😴 https://t.co/zwFAxQCcly

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Sometimes Barcelona’s excellence almost becomes mundane, and then they go and score a goal like this. https://t.co/LVhDAvjVLF