Kenya Inter County Sports and Cultural Association (KICOSCA) sports are happening in Mumias, Kakamega County.
If your young woman is part of them, representing her county,
โ Too bad for you.
Those men of Makhwale, Makunga, Malaha, Matawa, Mayoni, and Mwiboma will work on her properly.
They don't fumble.
Kwanza, those pretty yellow-yellow girls from Makueni, Meru, and Muranga
โ and the chitty-chatty ones from Machakos and Mombasa,
Then, the deep, dark berries from Marakwet, Marsabit, and Migori.
The Luhya men of Mumias and Matungu won't fumble.
They will smoke the shit out of those chicks.
When you meet her next, she will point things for you using her mouth.
You will not believe it.
I have told you.
If you have ears, you have heard.
Your problem.